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11/15/2007 09:51 AM ID: 66523 Permalink   

Government Inspectors Come Down Hard on Penis Pasta


The largest chain of sex stores in Norway has received notification from government inspectors that some of its foods products are not being properly labeled for nutritional facts.

Penis pasta, candy cuffs and chocolate body paint were all singled out for violating food labeling regulations for not containing a list of ingredients.

One sexual adviser in the store, Kjersti Antonsen, told reporters 'We were a bit surprised to have the food safety authority on inspection. Food is not really our core product,' and added that the matter would be rectified.

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fair enough?
  by: lauriesman     11/15/2007 10:24 AM     
  *snicker giggle*  
"Honey what's for dinner tonight?"

"Well Dear some penis pasta with Candy Cuffs for later."

  by: TaraB     11/15/2007 10:30 AM     
You naughty girl.:)
  by: captainJane     11/15/2007 11:33 AM     
  @ Jane  
Who me? *looks around*

  by: TaraB     11/15/2007 11:45 AM     
  Had to Laugh  
Great Title
  by: Doctor   11/15/2007 02:02 PM     
  Spelling ... shouldnt it read ...  
'the matter would be Erectified'.

Anyways these things should be labelled properly, just in case someone has an allaergy to nuts.
  by: AccessG     11/15/2007 02:09 PM     
Penis Pasta w/two meatballs :)
  by: jediman3     11/15/2007 03:24 PM     
  So many puns...  
There are so many puns in the title, it's not funny.

"Government Inspectors COME Down HARD ON PENIS Pasta"

  by: elderban99     11/15/2007 05:11 PM     
  Those government inspectors,  
they've always got a hard on for stuff like this...
  by: Zpravodajec     11/15/2007 05:41 PM     
  "penis pasta" for dinner!?  
I'd have trouble swallowing!
  by: mexicanrevolution   11/15/2007 06:16 PM     
than spit ..........
  by: Hugo Chavez     11/15/2007 06:19 PM     
and blows Janie a kiss.
  by: lauriesman     11/15/2007 11:13 PM     
Actually, I am all sure you have heard of the Italian pasta called "Penne Pasta". The word for "penis" in Italy is spelt "pene", which is very close to "penne".
  by: crispies   11/16/2007 02:10 AM     
  Edible pasta?  
  by: ibcm   11/16/2007 07:38 AM     
  Comes down hard  
lol I like the title. :)
  by: RyanB     11/16/2007 09:03 PM     
Not "Erectified", but rather "Rectumfied".
  by: Chimmy420   11/18/2007 01:01 AM     
  We were making falafels over the weekend  
and my other half complained they didnt look like balls, so I made the rest of the mixture into penis's
  by: AnsweringQuestions     11/19/2007 01:49 PM     
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