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Fire Brigade Required to Free Players Trapped in Billiard Table

 

Czech Republic: Two billiards players from the city of Karlovy Vary have been forced to summon the fire brigade to free them after they both got their hands stuck in a billiard table.

The pair were reportedly attempting to locate a missing ball when they became trapped. The incident initially struck them as funny but their mirth quickly turned to panic when the realised just how well they were stuck.

"Their trapped hands hurt them quite a bit. We have no clue at all how they could become stuck in there. In the end we had no other option but to dismantle the entire table," said a fire brigade spokesman.

 
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  Vasio constrictors and cold  
 would have shrunk the hands without dismantling the table. 
 by: walter3ca   01/10/2008 06:48 PM     
  Walter walter walter...  
 and why do you think that would make their hands smaller? Why wouldn't we just pour vegetable oil on their hands and pull really hard?

Not to mention you would have given them hypertension and the possibility of 1st degree frost bite. Good job!
 
 by: Kuhl   01/10/2008 11:59 PM     
  ...  
 I don't see how restricting/reducing the flow of blood, which is what vasoconstriction is, to their hands would help get them free. 
 by: StarShadow     01/11/2008 02:47 AM     
  Well...  
 ... he's thinking that it would lessen the blood flow resulting in a decreased size of the hands. He's probably just talking though...  
 by: Kuhl   01/11/2008 03:34 AM     
  Hahaha!  
 "We have no clue at all how they could become stuck in there" Maybe they were holding hands inside the table!?  
 by: Zmethod     01/11/2008 03:55 AM     
  haha  
 /me laughs at the thought of two men giggling and holding hands in the pool table. 
 by: elijah4twenty     01/12/2008 06:17 AM     
  Monkey and the coconut trap  
 NT 
 by: Pyronius   01/13/2008 11:05 PM     
 
 
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