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02/22/2008 06:56 PM ID: 68696 Permalink   

Gays Cause Earthquakes: According to Israeli MP


Ultra-Orthodox Jewish Shas Party member Shlomo Benizri asked Israeli lawmakers to, “stop passing legislation on how to encourage homosexual activity in the state of Israel, which anyway brings about earthquakes”.

In the past 20 years Israel has passed laws legalizing homosexuality, granting inheritance rights, recognition of same sex marriages from abroad and adoption rights for homosexuals.

Mr. Benizri’s comment comes after two earthquakes shook the area last week and four more rumbler's occurred in November and December. It is unknown how many homosexuals were required to trigger an earthquake with their sexual escapades.

    WebReporter: Valkyrie123 Show Calling Card      
ASSESS this news: BLOCK this news. Reason:
If this idiot died in an earthquake would anyone be sad? No? Well keep up the gayness and hopefully it'll happen.
  by: koenig32   02/22/2008 07:02 PM     
  Any affiliation ...  
between this man and the Westboro Baptist Cult?
  by: Daev     02/22/2008 07:37 PM     
That is the funniest thing I have read in a long time.
  by: Anglo_Englishman   02/22/2008 08:40 PM     
It's a well known fact that the pounding of gay @$$ in the vicinity of the Mount of
Olives triggers sympathetic movement in the deep tectonic crack underneath. :-/
  by: Mister crank     02/22/2008 09:13 PM     
  Gays Cause Earthquakes  
I heard of feeling the earth move when making love, but is gay sex really that good that it not only lets others feel their movements, it causes earthquakes.

Oh well if you're going to to sin you might as well make it worth while & enjoy it.
  by: acrux   02/22/2008 09:30 PM     
That's so cool! When do I get my swishy seismic superpowers? Do I have to fully convert? Just lemme know and I will move mountains to move mountains!
  by: MomentOfClarity     02/22/2008 09:48 PM     
You funny Sir: LOL

Well at least now Palestinians know what to do. If they can blow themselves and claim Jihad, this may pass as Jihad if they start boinking each other and cause seismic disturbance.

This Douche bag is Israelis MP!? And The pioneers of Freedom are supporting??
  by: isuzu     02/22/2008 11:14 PM     
  Shlomo Benizri  
is a super-genius. Sooner or later he will win some sort of Nobel prize. :(
  by: John E Angel     02/23/2008 12:28 AM     
  How is this news?  
Gay people have always had such powers. They are clearly a more advanced type of human.

I'll never understand why we haven't started breeding programmes yet. We obviously need more gay people, but are we honestly expecting gay people to breed on their own?
  by: Ec5618   02/23/2008 01:02 AM     
doesn't have earthquakes.
  by: tomblik     02/23/2008 01:07 AM     
You guys don't get it, this man may have discovered the source of all natural disasters on earth!!

Clearly he means that gayness also causes Tsunamis, avalanches, volcanic eruptions, meteor strikes, and nuclear bombs to go off!
  by: silentrage   02/23/2008 03:11 AM     
  I believe that!  
I really do.
  by: RazaF   02/23/2008 05:05 AM     
  MP needs to be replaced...  
With Boy George, Elton John, Ellen or [insert gay here]....

Then maybe israel would simmer down a bit and be more Suuuuuper! Thanks for asking!
  by: ukcn001XYZ   02/23/2008 06:15 AM     
I got it, and it was hilarious!

Israeli gay person to lover, after sex: "Did you feel the *earth move*?"
  by: l´anglais     02/23/2008 06:25 AM     
The world would prob benefit quite a bit and be more civil and understanding, if homo's ran the world.

Far fewer ego trips and pissing contests. The biggest scandle you'd hear about would be Vladimir (Vaddy) or Ahmadinejad wearing white shoes after labor day and etc.
  by: ukcn001XYZ   02/23/2008 06:31 AM     
They must be going at it really ferociously.
  by: kolman   02/23/2008 07:31 AM     
  Darn it!  
There goes my fornicating-earthworms theory!
  by: White Albino   02/23/2008 12:54 PM     
  USA Forms New Gay Army  
IRan and China Dissapear in Earthquakes...LMAO...FM What next...LOL
  by: MuffinTheMule   02/23/2008 07:00 PM     
Okay, just as I start thinking Israelis are the most abhorrent and evil people on earth they cum up with a gem like this. Maybe there is some merit in this though, doesn't San Francisco have a few quakes?

I then fell off my chair over White Albinos earthworm theory! I had a mental image of billions of earthworms " on the count of three"
  by: stretchman     02/24/2008 03:28 PM     
believe every word of it.
It has to the fault of the gays all that thumping about! :P
  by: captainJane     02/25/2008 04:13 PM     
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