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03/25/2008 09:01 PM ID: 69554 Permalink   

The Robber You Have Called...

 

Police are still amazed at a robbery attempt that took place on the north side of Chicago. An 18 year old brandished a gun at the employees of a local muffler shop and demanded money. No one expected the robbers course of action.

The employees told the thief that the only money available was in a safe, and that only the manager had the key. No one expected the robbers course of action; he decided to give the store employees his cell phone number so he could be notified when the manager arrived.

Employees called the police after the robber left, and plain clothes cops soon arrived to handle the situation. After the robber received his call-back, he revisited the muffler shop to collect his booty. Police took him down with a shot to his leg.

 
  Source: cbs2chicago.com  
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asshattery FTW!
 
  by: elijah4twenty     03/25/2008 09:03 PM     
  Reading that was like...  
 
watching an action packed movie. Got him in one!
 
  by: captainJane     03/25/2008 09:42 PM     
  WTF?  
 
Shot in the leg? You're supposed to aim for the center of mass.
 
  by: caution2     03/25/2008 10:27 PM     
  @NTAC  
 
thanks for the good laugh!
=D
 
  by: DarkAngelJG     03/25/2008 10:44 PM     
  They say children are the future.  
 
If this is the intelligence level of the up & coming youth of today, the outlook for the future of mankind is looking pretty bleak/pathetic/terrible/miserable/doomed/up the creek without a paddle etc.
 
  by: acrux   03/26/2008 12:54 AM     
  I couldn't put it in the article....  
 
but I was looking for this to post since I heard it on the noon news. The guy gave them TWO cell phone numbers! What a dope!
 
  by: NoTalentAssclown     03/26/2008 03:22 AM     
  Somewhere,  
 
there is a village missing its idiot.
 
  by: Zpravodajec     03/26/2008 04:15 AM     
 
 
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