10,000 women travellers from 50 countries were surveyed for their international lover preferences. Italian men come out on top as the best lovers, along with Danes, Spanish, Canadians, South African, Welsh, and even Australians make the cut.
Turks are too sweaty, Russians too hairy, Greeks smell, and the English are fat. The Dutch and Americans fared badly as well - the survey shows they are too rough and dominant. German men can rest assured they are worst, behind the premature ejaculating Swedes.
"Who would have thought Welshmen were better lovers than Swedes? But I would remind girls, it takes two to tango." says a survey spokesperson, Peter Ward.