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04/21/2008 06:49 PM ID: 70149 Permalink   

German Men are Worst Lovers. Swedes Come in Second


10,000 women travellers from 50 countries were surveyed for their international lover preferences. Italian men come out on top as the best lovers, along with Danes, Spanish, Canadians, South African, Welsh, and even Australians make the cut.

Turks are too sweaty, Russians too hairy, Greeks smell, and the English are fat. The Dutch and Americans fared badly as well - the survey shows they are too rough and dominant. German men can rest assured they are worst, behind the premature ejaculating Swedes.

"Who would have thought Welshmen were better lovers than Swedes? But I would remind girls, it takes two to tango." says a survey spokesperson, Peter Ward.

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I must have took the wrong road I should have listened to their bragging while I lived in Wales.
  by: captainJane     04/21/2008 07:01 PM     
  by: VermiciousG     04/21/2008 07:02 PM     
  Actually this is a relief.  
I'm an American of German descent. So, it's just not my fault.
  by: VermiciousG     04/21/2008 07:05 PM     
  I think:  
It's german porn. This i can say with confidence that Argentina will now be producing bad lovers too - as they now have a porn industry too.

Now, i take that back: there's another relationship here: food. Think of the culinary achievements of germany.

So extreme porn and bad food does a bad lover make.
  by: mexicanrevolution   04/21/2008 07:16 PM     
  Not my fault  
"Dutch and Americans fared badly- the survey shows they are too rough and dominant."

Is it an American man's fault that American women like being dominated?
  by: i need $   04/21/2008 07:49 PM     
  I wonder  
Did every woman in the survey bed every nationality? Because that is the only way to make this ranking scientific. I guess most of them made a top 5 from their own experience at most and the rest is hearsay and stereotypes.
  by: Prof Korthuis   04/21/2008 08:59 PM     
  Swedes Come in Second?  
I thought you said they were premature ejactulators?
  by: ManilaRyce     04/21/2008 10:22 PM     
swedes couldn't have come 2nd worse and all nationalities are smelly if they don't take care of their hygeine and eat healthly.
  by: DarkAngelJG     04/21/2008 10:46 PM     
  @I need $  
"Is it an American man's fault that American women like being dominated?" <- LOL ain't that the truth..
  by: darkmattr   04/22/2008 12:36 AM     
You must be dating a Greek guy right?

it has to do with food most of the time and hygiene is to follow.

But YES Greeks from what they eat, they do smell. Congolese, those who eat monkeys, including Philippines, and South East Asians and not to forget Curry eating East Indians and Jamaicans. These group of people are truly smelly and Congolese take the championship.
  by: isuzu     04/22/2008 01:18 AM     
  @ isuzu  
Indeed, if food and hygiene play most of the role. But it's not only greeks who eat smelly food. I can say the same about all the mediterranean.
No, not dating a greek; i happen to be mediterranean.
  by: DarkAngelJG     04/22/2008 08:48 AM     
That is two strikes against you!
  by: ukpunk1   04/22/2008 10:52 AM     
the Welsh came out fifth worst. It also appears that this survey deals with least preferred rather than worst lovers.
  by: ixuzus     04/22/2008 10:55 AM     
  I see that  
all of the men mentioned here are "white/fair-skinned". I would assume that black men go "above and beyond" the ratings.
  by: ukpunk1   04/22/2008 10:58 AM     
  Oh, and I  
live in Germany. I see a lot of German women turning away from "the norm" to something different.
  by: ukpunk1   04/22/2008 11:01 AM     
He meant

"Swedes come in seconds"
  by: Pyronius     04/22/2008 03:56 PM     
  "premature ejaculating Swedes"  
All I have to say is:

Not supprised!!! :P
  by: spacechimp     04/22/2008 04:23 PM     
That's right. I've never seen any black Americans or Germans or any others that are citizens of the countries mentioned. Definitely no one other than fair/white skinned people live in South Africa or Brazil
  by: furbox   04/23/2008 04:20 AM     
That was hillarious....
  by: isuzu     04/26/2008 03:36 PM     
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