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05/07/2008 09:57 AM ID: 70539 Permalink   

Cop Forced Cow to Perform Fellatio

 

Burlington County Prosecutor's office has filed charges against former Moorestown police officer, Robert Melia with animal cruelty for having a cow perform fellatio on him between June and December of 2006.

Melia was bailed from Burlington County Jail for $500,000 where he was held on suspicion of sexually abusing three juvenile females along with his ex-girlfriend.

 
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  17 Comments
  
  sounds like...  
 
this bloke should take matters into his own hands, so to speak, and give everyone a break, including the cows.
 
  by: grumpy ray     05/07/2008 10:14 AM     
  Damn  
 
this bloke has single handedly turned me off Rump Steak for life.
 
  by: BlackWidow   05/07/2008 11:45 AM     
  Actually  
 
seeing he likes animals so much, he should be forced to have fellatio with a "Monster Fish".
Google it, you'll see what I mean.
 
  by: BlackWidow   05/07/2008 12:33 PM     
  Whilst I really don't condone animal abuse  
 
Surely if the cow didn't like it, it would have bitten him or something? Cows are pretty big creatures, it's not like the guy was having actual intercourse with the cow (which would have been harder for the animal to get away), how could he force it to open its mouth or lick him if it didn't want to?

Just seems a bit strange to me.
 
  by: TabbyCool     05/07/2008 01:16 PM     
  TabbyCool  
 
you seem to know a lot about animal erotics ...mmmmm ( backs away slowly )
 
  by: Hugo Chavez     05/07/2008 01:20 PM     
  @Hugo  
 
In what way? Cows are large, sure, if the guy had it caged up somewhere he might be able to rape it as it wouldn't be able to get away, but how can you force a cow to give you oral sex?
 
  by: TabbyCool     05/07/2008 01:40 PM     
  Now you leave Tabby alone. She bites so be carful  
 
Why on earth would anyone bail this freak, I bet this is another pervert that won't see inside jail, even though he is a pedophile as well an animal abuser.
Tabby I like your idea likes get a hungry shark to help relieve his frustrations.
 
  by: captainJane     05/07/2008 01:42 PM     
  Thank goodness  
 
He didn't pay the cow or else he would have a solicitation charge on his shoulders too.
What a creep.
 
  by: jimmyp   05/07/2008 02:38 PM     
  I'm with you Tabby  
 
I am just trying to picture how he 'forced' the cow to give him oral sex. Did he hold a gun to the cows head? I don't get it? Maybe I'm just not experienced enough in cow sex. I'll do more research. Anyone got any good titles, pictures, videos? Give it up you lairs. LOL!
 
  by: valkyrie123     05/07/2008 04:02 PM     
  Incentive  
 
PEANUT BUTTER!
 
  by: Rv3   05/07/2008 04:07 PM     
  mooooooooo  
   
  by: calilac     05/07/2008 05:03 PM     
  odd  
 
I find these stories so weird you really must have balls to even put ur genital area in a cows mouth how crazy is that. I cant even begin to understand how you can get a cow to give oral sex.
 
  by: livelaughlove   05/07/2008 05:13 PM     
  sick sick sick  
 
n/t
 
  by: reehaw     05/07/2008 06:14 PM     
  Woody Harrelson  
 
in some cowboy movie...they did that.. Tied some dudes up and dropped their drawers..

However they did it as punishment not as pleasure... But I grew up around cows, and the younguns will nom on your fingers if you put them up to their face... Cant imagine they would react any different if you slung out your solo udder for them.
 
  by: Pyronius     05/07/2008 08:37 PM     
  *AHEM*  
 
According to legend, it is sometimes possible to trick a calf into thinking of that instrument as a "solo udder", and performing accordingly. When the "solo Udder" does not produce milk as expected, the calf gets frustrated, aggressively CHEWING the item, in an attempt to obtain milk. Also according to legend, the results are not pretty!!!

ROFL

What some folks will do is amazing.

He's a cop, though, and we all know they never do anything wrong, even if events recorded on video make it seem that way.
 
  by: LeePIII   05/07/2008 10:07 PM     
  I'm still stuck  
 
on why someone would try this, can't we just got back to sexually assaulting human beings? what happened to that indecency? geez

/sarcasm
 
  by: hl2k   05/08/2008 01:45 PM     
  Have you ever even tried....  
 
... to pet a cow's head? Freaking impossible unless you're 'friendly' with it.
 
  by: Kuhl   05/09/2008 01:08 AM     
 
 
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