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07/05/2008 07:27 PM ID: 71830 Permalink   

NYC Now Has a Spa for Vaginas
 

Gynecologist Dr. Lauri Romanzi has opened up a spa for vaginas where she charges $150 for a gynecological exam which is used to determine how strong one's pelvic muscles are. The spa is designed to help strengthen those muscles.

Romanzi says she was inspired by a tooth-whitening chain called BriteSmile. Her spa has an electrostimulation device which helps strengthen vaginal muscles. Romanzi states this device helps women achieve better bladder control.

Romanzi adds that more intense orgasms can be gained through the pelvic training the spa offers. The spa is located on East 58th Street in Manhattan.

 		 
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$150 to be hooked up to a machine that does the kegel's for you... riiiiiight....
 		 
  by: calilac     07/05/2008 08:09 PM     
  ...  
 
This kind of thing makes me not believe there can be anything wrong with the economy.
I wouldn't mind a weener spa if the price was right.
 		 
  by: TheWordOfKarl   07/05/2008 08:31 PM     
  @calilac  
 
you know i'm not even a women and that the first thing i thought of...lol

people are stupid... proof... the stair master, ab-machines, trendmills... these are all things you can do just as well for free... but no some people want to pay a few hundred to do those things.
 		 
  by: HAVOC666     07/05/2008 08:43 PM     
  Because...  
 
People these days expect results now, which is why we have all the things we have set up, to benefit us, NOW.
 		 
  by: hl2k   07/05/2008 09:03 PM     
  *shudder*  
 
"she was inspired by a tooth-whitening chain called BriteSmile"

I REALLY hope that she stops taking inspiration from the oral hygiene community! I can only imagine the trauma (both mental and physical) of vaginal braces!

Of course, then the "urban" community would seize the opportunity and we'd see a whole new line of Grillz.
 		 
  by: opinionated   07/05/2008 11:46 PM     
  Great..just what the world needs  
 
Women with vaginas powerful enough to crack rocks.

Anyone remember The Nutcracker Suite?
 		 
  by: White Albino   07/06/2008 03:10 AM     
  @hl2k  
 
Give it another 100 years and we'd have technology that benefits us before NOW.

You could plan to go to the spa, and have multiple orgasms before you even get there.
 		 
  by: silentrage   07/06/2008 03:58 AM     
  I can strengthen vaginal muscle tissue  
 
and expand the mind, I use a secret combination of a certain muscle and the mensa test for kids, because i can never pronounce the big words in the adult version ... anyway answering all the easy ones right makes me feel better.

Am I taking the c*nt or the p*ss, does it matter? I can have sex and rubbish hawking at the same time.
 		 
  by: AccessG     07/06/2008 04:57 AM     
  @calilac  
 
That is exactly what I was thinking. I really wonder how many women are going to use this service.
 		 
  by: TaraB     07/06/2008 08:49 AM     
  So  
 
who's going to jump on the bandwagon and open a 'Spa' for men?
http://www.askmen.com/...
 		 
  by: crosimoto     07/06/2008 09:22 PM     
  I don't  
 
believe this. I want to see pictures, closeup pictures, before I'm convinced. She was inspired by a tooth whitening chain, I've always been convinced that some have teeth.
 		 
  by: BlackWidow   07/07/2008 09:55 AM     
  be afraid  
 
be very afraid

http://www.imdb.com/...

MWAhahahahahahahahaha!
 		 
  by: calilac     07/07/2008 05:35 PM     
  @calilac  
 
Are they false teeth? What if she has an overbite?

This could get ugly.
 		 
  by: White Albino   07/07/2008 09:58 PM     
  @opinionated  
 
LOL, I had some vision of a mini chrome hunting trap. OMG, SO FUNNY! Imagine setting off the metal detector at the airport. The man with the rubber glove would be VERY surprised. Whats this, OMG ITS EATING ME!
 		 
  by: dirshma   07/07/2008 10:17 PM     
  That does it for me  
 
no more one night stands.
 		 
  by: BlackWidow   07/08/2008 11:35 AM     
 
 
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