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09/04/2008 12:26 PM ID: 73161 Permalink   

Dirty Thief: Burglar Attempts to Hide in Portable Toilet, Victims Tip it Over


Florida: A thief who broke into a number of pickup trucks has come off second-best after choosing a portable toilet as a hiding place. The burglar fled after the owner of one of the vehicles fought him.

His victims chased him to a construction site, identified his hiding place, and tipped it over. The Port-O-Let had been well used and the thief ended up covered in a 'huge' amount of excrement.

To add to his smelly dousing in human waste he was arrested and charged with possession of burglary tools and auto burglary.

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Just desserts? Yeah I think so!
  by: sleeky     09/04/2008 12:28 PM     
  why can't the US law system  
do this for non violent crimes...
  by: hl2k   09/04/2008 12:42 PM     
Cruel and unusual? But yeah, some kind of public humiliation/corporal punishment thing might do more good than just locking everyone up.

Puttem' in stocks in the town square and pass out over ripe tomatoes.
  by: VermiciousG     09/04/2008 02:25 PM     
  i can just imagine the cops  
"hell no im not taking him in MY cruiser"

"it's your turn johnson!"
  by: m.i.a.elite     09/04/2008 04:26 PM     
If we accidentally shoot him then he's the coroners problem.
  by: VermiciousG     09/04/2008 04:32 PM     
or they could just call the fire dept to give him a "bath" tulsa race riot style (no offense intended)
  by: m.i.a.elite     09/04/2008 04:54 PM     
  I have heard many times  
about getting yourself in the crap, this adds new meaning to that phrase, the dirty rotten scoundrel. :P
  by: captainJane     09/04/2008 06:21 PM     
Karma rocks.

  by: Maxx20     09/04/2008 11:41 PM     
  by: amir8500   09/05/2008 04:53 PM     
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