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Parents Outraged at School System Over Song About a Cannabis Smoking Cockroach

 

Bosnia and Herzegovina: Outraged parents are demanding the recall of a Ministry of Education approved music book because it includes the traditional Spanish song La Cucaracha.

The version of the song in the book is about a cockroach who has smoked cannabis and can't get up as a result. The book, which was distributed to all primary schools, includes the Spanish version and a full translation.

"I could not believe it when I found out... The last thing I want my son learning about in primary school is drugs. Whoever made the ridiculous decision to put this book in schools must have been out of their head themselves," said one mother.

 
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  Hmm  
 
Maybe they should talk to their kid about drugs instead?

Amazing how parents don't actually do any parenting!
 
 by: Jediman3     10/15/2008 01:47 PM     
  *fingers in ears*  
 
Lalalalala

I CANT HEAR YOU

(If we pretend a problem doesn't exist then it will just disappear!)
 
 by: daniel2508     10/15/2008 02:05 PM     
  I seem to remember  
 
Speedy Gonzales singing this a few times in the old cartoons. The song is almost traditional.
 
 by: John E Angel     10/15/2008 02:45 PM     
  @ Jedi  
 
Well said! I think its a good idea to teach kids about all drugs, and not just "Just say NO" bullshit, actually teach them... that's what you're there for.

Its like teaching abstinence only, they're not going to learn that using a condom could have helped to avoid pregnancy or stds even.
Many people seem to shun the thought of abstinence only education (at least in my state) but not sobriety-only (?) education?

What do the teachers have to tell the kids now? "Oh kids we can't sing La Cucaracha now, your parents have a stick up their ass.... I know I know it sucks."
 
 by: Vhan     10/15/2008 02:58 PM     
  Reminds me of...  
 
a bumper sticker I was once.
Legalize
Educate
Regulate
 
 by: CaveHermit   10/15/2008 03:30 PM     
  Err.. Carp..  
 
Was should be SAW.. Need more caffeine before start commenting.
 
 by: CaveHermit   10/15/2008 03:32 PM     
  Weed With Willie  
 
http://www.metacafe.com/
Weed with La Cucaracha?
 
 by: JonSmith     10/15/2008 03:54 PM     
  Its okay hermit!  
 
I did the same thing today, sort of.
I posted on Vhan's account again today, that whole blurb up there ^^ was me.
Vhan is never ever ever ever up at 5am PST unless we're pulling an allnighter... in which case hes probably playing a videogame.

-_- I need to stop posting so early...
 
 by: skittlesloli   10/15/2008 04:00 PM     
  On the record...  
 
I am with Jed!
 
 by: captainJane     10/15/2008 05:01 PM     
  Can anyone get these...  
 
lyrics?
 
 by: captainJane     10/15/2008 05:02 PM     
  @captainJane  
 
Wikipedia has several variations. It seems like one of those songs that you improv the verse when you get bored. I vaguely remember one where it ends "So sing me another verse that's worse than the first verse and swing me around by my willie." (@JonSmith, loved that song. ty!) Something like that anyway, my husband brought it home from drill one day.

On a personal note, I remember singing this song in kindergarten for a school presentation. I remember playing this song, several times, in school band during concert. I remember singing it with my mother and brother. Never before did I wonder about what the lyrics meant. Got some conflicting emotions now...
 
 by: calilac   10/15/2008 05:32 PM     
  ORLY?  
 
I thought the lyrics where "he is missing his left leg" that's why he couldn't get up. Damn high school Spanish & their lies.

Looks like people are still immature about this. Hide it from the kids! So when they grow up and can think for themselves they will be as ignorant as you!
 
 by: Vhan     10/15/2008 06:47 PM     
  LA CUCARACHA  
 
LA CUCARACHA
1 Cuando uno quiere a una
Y esta una no lo quiere,
Es lo mismo que si un calvo
En la calle encuentr' un peine.

Chorus:
La cucaracha, la cucaracha,
Ya no quieres caminar,
Porque no tienes,
Porque le falta,
Marihuana que fumar.

2 Las muchachas son de oro;
Las casadas son de plata;
Las viudas son de cobre,
Y las viejas oja de lata.

3 Mi vecina de enfrente
Se llamaba Doña Clara,
Y si no había muerto
Es probable se llamara.

4 Las muchachas de Las Vegas
Son muy altas y delgaditas,
Pero son mas pedigueñas
Que las animas benditas.

5 Las muchachas de la villa
No saben ni dar un beso,
Cuando las de Albuquerque
Hasta estiran el pescuezo.

6 Las muchachas Mexicanas
Son lindas como una flor,
Y hablan tan dulcemente
Que encantan de amor.

7 Una cosa me da risa --
Pancho Villa sin camisa.
Ya se van los Carranzistas
Porque vienen los Villistas.

8 Necesita automóvil
Par' hacer la caminata
Al lugar a donde mandó
La convención Zapata.

1 When a fellow loves a maiden
And that maiden doesn't love him,
It's the same as when a bald man
Finds a comb upon the highway.

Chorus:
The cucaracha, the cucaracha,
Doesn't want to travel on
Because she hasn't,
Oh no, she hasn't
Marihuana for to smoke.

2 All the maidens are of pure gold;
All the married girls are silver;
All the widows are of copper,
And old women merely tin.

3 My neighbor across the highway
Used to be called Doña Clara,
And if she has not expired
Likely that's her name tomorrow.

4 All the girls up at Las Vegas
Are most awful tall and skinny,
But they're worse for plaintive pleading
Than the souls in Purgatory.

5 All the girls here in the city
Don't know how to give you kisses,
While the ones from Albuquerque
Stretch their necks to avoid misses.

6 All the girls from Mexico
Are as pretty as a flower
And they talk so very sweetly,
Fill your heart quite up with love.

7 One thing makes me laugh most hearty--
Pancho Villa with no shirt on
Now the Carranzistas beat it
Because Villa's men are coming.

8 Fellow needs an automobile
If he undertakes the journey
To the place to which Zapata
Ordered the famous convention.

http://www.pamrotella.com/
 
 by: JonSmith     10/15/2008 07:02 PM     
  I remember singing  
 
"Puff the Magic Dragon" in 7th grade. No body cared then.
 
 by: walter3ca   10/15/2008 09:36 PM     
  Thanks Jon Smith  
 
Now I cant get that stupid song out of my head.
 
 by: John E Angel     10/15/2008 10:33 PM     
  lol same here  
 
I was singing it all day at work today. Lets just say Public High Schools are a hell of a lot worse than we think.
 
 by: Vhan     10/16/2008 03:09 AM     
  and that  
 
is why im going to homeschool :)

public schools are rubbish,
i plan on my kids being well informed when it comes to sex and drugs and all that, but when they are ready for it.
im hoping actually communicating with my children will allow me to know when that is :)
i dont want any overworked teacher to have these discussions with my kids.
 
 by: momto2   10/16/2008 04:37 AM     
  and i guarantee  
 
that more than half of the people that commented to this smokes weed.

its tradition, if it's in spanish i doubt the kids are going to want to translate it for fun. If you make a big deal out of it, then they will.
 
 by: crl(L)tlh   10/16/2008 03:37 PM     
  @Puff the Magic Dragon  
 
That song was never about drugs. http://www.snopes.com/
2. This article is about Bosnia And Herzegovina one of the many unstable Balkan nations. I am amazed to read that it actually has parents, students, and schools now. As far as the media, or their warring philoshophy is concerned I just imagine people crawling around in rubble and driving 90 year old cars. I'm so proud that they've made it to the point where they can complain about something so completely trivial, in enough mass that the whole world give a crap.
 
 by: promontorium   10/17/2008 02:59 AM     
  But the song  
 
Along Comes Mary 'was' about marijuana.
 
 by: John E Angel     10/17/2008 03:10 AM     
  ::John::  
 
According to the Blood Hound Gang, yes.

The actual author - although a well known drug user - hasn't weighed in on the matter.

 
 by: TrollKallaMik   10/17/2008 03:32 AM     
  ::John::  
 
Here's a link for the real author:

http://en.wikipedia.org/
He's often credited on writing a book on growing weed - which isn't the case. A complicated bong he designed was featured in the book, but that's all.

The song originated with "The Association" a very talented band including Tandyn. The band themselves were considered pretty "square" for the times, and friends of the group have repeatedly said the song is not about marijuana. However, as I noted, the author never weighed in on the matter.

Musically it is a brilliant piece in it's own right. I recommend checking out their version of it - it is much better then BHG's (IMHO)
 
 by: TrollKallaMik   10/17/2008 03:39 AM     
  I did not know  
 
that BHG also did this song. I was in high school when this came out by the Association and it was a big hit, rightfully so. The Association did seem awfully square and it was that about them that people denied the song was about weed. The book, 'A Child's Garden of Grass' was a must read for the every-day pothead, where they did reference Tandyn and his slave master bong. I recently saw it available on Amazon. And yes, it was a brilliant composition.
 
 by: John E Angel     10/17/2008 04:03 AM     
  I recall...  
 
a Childs Garden of Grass, as a fantastically funny album around 1972.
Didn't know it was a book! cool.
What would they think about Alice in Wonderland ??? Regardless of what should be taught about drugs, etc.
I agree with the parents, it really shouldn't be in school books before high school.
 
 by: OhAncientOne   10/18/2008 03:41 AM     
  GROSS....  
 
NO COMMENT. :o
 
 by: Pantherangel132   10/20/2008 11:54 PM     
  roaches yuck!  
 
Once while I was living in Colombia I found a BIG cockroach having sex with my toothbrush don't know if it had been smoking the weed though!!!!!
 
 by: galleyslave#41   10/21/2008 11:41 PM     
 
 
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