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10/19/2008 07:42 AM ID: 74120 Permalink   

Man Busted for Sex with Car Wash Vacuum

 

A 29-year-old Michigan man has been arrested after police caught him in the act of having sex with a vacuum cleaner at a local car wash.

The name of the man involved in the quarter-a-minute hosefest was not released by authorities. The incident took place in Thomas Township, which is located about 90 miles north of Detroit

Police were summoned to the car wash after receiving a call of suspicious activity. Upon approaching on foot, the responding officer caught the man in the act. The man is being held in the Saginaw County jail.

 
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  21 Comments
  
  Oh man...  
 
Sucks to be him.....
 
  by: LeroyJenkins     10/19/2008 07:44 AM     
  Stupid  
 
Wow, there are some stupid people out there.

If he has a thing for suction, why not buy a vacuum cleaner and take it home?

Doing what he did is just asking to be arrested.
 
  by: ZCT     10/19/2008 08:32 AM     
  Why?  
 
Why would you do that in public? And why didn't they release his name? Maybe if others found out they would be publicly shamed, they wouldn't do it.
 
  by: qwerty017   10/19/2008 08:38 AM     
  @qwerty017  
 
"Maybe if others found out they would be publicly shamed, they wouldn't do it."

Doubtful. People who do things like that have somewhat of a screw loose and clearly have issues controlling themselves. They are the ones with little self control and act readily on their urges. Publicly humiliating him would do little good to deter others with his mental condition.
 
  by: vash_the_stampede     10/19/2008 08:42 AM     
  @vash_the_stampede  
 
I guess you are right. Still don't understand why they withheld his name.
 
  by: qwerty017   10/19/2008 08:58 AM     
  Bummer  
 
I like most men like a Blow Job, But i Prefer it in the Privacy of my own home /or hers, and i like it with a gorgeous chick, not a vaccume cleaner,,, the vaccume cleaner is for her foreplay along with a reciprocating saw with soft rubber end dildo and Vibrators..OH and another chick....yumm yumm
 
  by: Rangi   10/19/2008 09:10 AM     
  LOL  
 
man what a loser
 
  by: frodo     10/19/2008 10:27 AM     
  My only concern is...  
 
Was the vacuum a willing partner?
 
  by: Walkingstick     10/19/2008 01:45 PM     
  Things  
 
that make you go hmm. If this suckfest was only for 15 seconds, how many times was this going on, for police to arrive and catch him in the act!!?

@VASH: "People who do things like that have somewhat of a screw loose" They are called Suckers.. LOL

@Rangi: "But i Prefer it in the Privacy of my own home /or hers, and i like it with a gorgeous chick,"

I know one, her name is Ivana SUCK-A-Lotta. (Drum roll)
 
  by: isuzu     10/19/2008 03:11 PM     
  @isuzu  
 
Dude, i just turned 40, and i just cant help my self, **Well i really do**but i dont have a problem finding more than 2 chicks, OH! real stunning looking chicks to have Mass sex with every day, MILF's as well, ? am i a deviout or an idiot, u tell me, i love my life./.. hehe and my wife
 
  by: Rangi   10/19/2008 03:45 PM     
  @Rangi  
 
So your 40, and your posting disgusting comments about your sex life.
That's a bit unneccasary... I mean i'm younger than you and i have more respect than that.
It's a news site.
 
  by: crl(L)tlh   10/20/2008 05:13 AM     
  my spellings horrible!  
 
Unnecessary*
 
  by: crl(L)tlh   10/20/2008 05:16 AM     
  my spellings horrible!  
 
Unnecessary*
 
  by: crl(L)tlh   10/20/2008 05:16 AM     
  Safe Sex?  
 
Things that make you go hmmm?
 
  by: luxfestinus     10/20/2008 05:55 AM     
  ::Lux::  
 
Or "things that you make go vummm"?
 
  by: DoctorWTF   10/20/2008 06:03 AM     
  This is Rape,  
 
pure and simple. The hose was not capable of voluntarily complying.
 
  by: elzorro   10/20/2008 10:35 PM     
  Left For A Minute To Get Some Change  
 
Came back and she was with another man.

Gonna find me another car wash.
 
  by: ichi     10/21/2008 12:44 AM     
  Don’t rape no more vacuums! n/t  
 
n/t
 
  by: m.i.a.elite     10/21/2008 03:43 PM     
  How many  
 
rolls of quarters did he have?
 
  by: nephew     10/21/2008 04:01 PM     
  Technically..  
 
Shouldn't he be charged with hiring a prostitute since he had to pay for it?
 
  by: Pyronius     10/21/2008 11:38 PM     
  @rangi  
 
" am i a deviout or an idiot, u tell me, i love my life./.. hehe and my wife
"
Let me guess. Your wifes name is PALMella, right?
Sowwwyyy
 
  by: isuzu     10/24/2008 02:01 PM     
 
 
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