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10/23/2008 11:52 AM ID: 74237 Permalink   

Mobsters Give Head to Shopkeeper


A gang described as “idiots” by local police in Northern Italy tried to frighten a shopkeeper into paying protection money by sending him a severed donkey’s head.

The donkey however did not belong to the shopkeeper and did not upset him in the slightest. The wannabes were apparently attempting a copycat extortion racked taken from the popular Hollywood movie The Godfather.

A police spokesperson told reporters ,"But the man didn't know the donkey, he didn't own the donkey, he doesn't care about donkeys. It didn't make sense. It was the work of idiots."

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  HAHA!!! FAIL!  
Because people have asked me not to, I won't say "First".
  by: C.O.G.   10/23/2008 12:12 PM     
Honestly, how old are you? Please don't make "first" posts or thinly disquised posts to be "first."
It impressed no one and irritates many here.
  by: Twisted_Mister   10/23/2008 01:07 PM     
Dang, my bad son. I'm 25 though... I'm sure you meant "impresses" though.
  by: C.O.G.   10/23/2008 01:09 PM     
  COG 25  
!!!!!!!!!!!!?? NC
  by: isuzu     10/23/2008 01:50 PM     
  it was  
a horse first off
and second, what was the point of decapitating an innocent donkey.

people are so f*cking messed up these days.
  by: crl(L)tlh   10/23/2008 02:57 PM     
i meant to say it was a horse in the godfather..
  by: crl(L)tlh   10/23/2008 02:57 PM     
  Man? I totally misread that title.  
dirty mind i guess.
  by: VermiciousG     10/23/2008 03:00 PM     
what a bunch of jackasses
  by: Thearns   10/23/2008 03:13 PM     
haha i love you
  by: crl(L)tlh   10/23/2008 03:15 PM     
you don't have a dirty mind,
the person who posted this obviously did that on purpose lmao.
  by: crl(L)tlh   10/23/2008 03:17 PM     
  @COG & @Twisted_Mister  
Ummm what are you guys on about with "first"?

Wont say first?? What?? Eh??

Am i missing something ?
  by: M4CRO_   10/23/2008 04:15 PM     
It's a really annoying thing that people used to do on Hip Hop sites I used to visit before I fell out of that type of thing. It was really irritating. It was my sad attempt at trying to be funny. Fail.
  by: C.O.G.   10/23/2008 05:15 PM     
EPIC fail.
  by: Jediman3     10/23/2008 05:22 PM     
  by: C.O.G.   10/23/2008 05:25 PM     
  Great Title  
Worthy of high marks.
  by: LeroyJenkins     10/23/2008 07:36 PM     
  Yea but....  
how much does the shopkeeper want for the donkey head. Makes good soup. Oops, now everybody will want one.
  by: valkyrie123     10/23/2008 09:09 PM     
Hugo your on fire with these summary titles, keep it coming my funny friend.
  by: "Joe the plumber"   10/23/2008 11:08 PM     
  @ VermiciousG  
So did I, but don't tell anyone. ;)
  by: captainJane     10/24/2008 12:09 AM     
You DO have a dirty mind. I know because I do and that was my first thought as well. You to CJ....

  by: bbeljefe     10/25/2008 12:11 AM     
  by: karupt   10/26/2008 01:02 AM     
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