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11/04/2008 01:55 PM ID: 74539 Permalink   

Priest Warns of Obama Assassination Attempt


Joseph Johnes, the pastor of his own World Gospel Church the Ministry of Lord Jesus, has written to George Bush in an effort to warn authorities of an assassination attempt on Obama involving a gun in a box.

He claims to have been visited by Jesus himself and warned of the danger and told to protect the presidential nominee because he is doing "the Lords work".

"In August, I saw clearly a picture of Obama and then a man carrying a gun in a box who was getting into a car. I went to the American Embassy and wrote to George Bush, but I did not receive a reply." said self-proclaimed prophet Joseph Johnes.

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As we all know, self-proclaimed prophets are always accurate....
  by: theironboard     11/04/2008 02:04 PM     
  Take a look inside ....  
... it's my dick in a box!
  by: Daev     11/04/2008 02:25 PM     
  You don't have to be a prophet.  
I can name a half dozen guys in this town currently engaged in similar plots. The SS are gonna have their work cut out for them this term.

Keep your head down senator. I'm pullin' for ya'.
  by: VermiciousG     11/04/2008 02:59 PM     
  I remember  
a skit on Saturday Night Live eons ago where Eddie Murphy was playing the first black president. It showed him ducking bullets while giving a speech at a podium. I surely hope that Obama will not have to deal with this bs during his presidency.
  by: John E Angel     11/04/2008 07:17 PM     
  Maybe it is him who has the box...  
search his home immediately!

I wish this would stop it is almost as if they are willing people to do this.

After the Adolf you have had in the US surviving for the past eight years as hated as he is, this one man that is clearly loved should be safe.
  by: captainJane     11/04/2008 07:21 PM     
We loved Kennedy too.
  by: VermiciousG     11/04/2008 07:28 PM     
  Yes we loved Kennedy!  
but unfortunately, Johnson and the Federal Reserve did not.
  by: John E Angel     11/04/2008 07:45 PM     
  I wonder if the box was...  
Al Gore's lockbox.
  by: zatonado001     11/04/2008 08:23 PM     
  by: caution2     11/04/2008 08:43 PM     
  Hold up!!!  
Why doesn't God just prevent it from happening, instead of relying on a fallible human? Does that mean if he fails in his mission, it's his fault? Poor guy...
  by: agnaram   11/05/2008 12:06 AM     
So how the hell is this news?

Some whack job who believes he can see into the future says something like this, and it gets in the news?

Jesus told some of his friends that the world would end during their life time, and that was 2,000 years ago.

So if even Jesus can't predict the future, why does this crazy man think he can?
  by: ZCT     11/05/2008 12:49 AM     
Large amounts of LSD?
  by: zatonado001     11/05/2008 01:32 AM     
It's something common among all religious that causes these things:


  by: bbeljefe     11/05/2008 02:29 AM     
  in a racist country like  
the U.S., it's possible. Hell, the U.S. even kills it's own (Abraham Lincoln, James A. Garfield, William McKinley and John F. Kennedy) when they do not "fit in the mold".
  by: ukpunk1   11/07/2008 10:41 AM     
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