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11/06/2008 01:20 AM ID: 74577 Permalink   

Man Arrested for Sleeping with His Table

 

An Ohio man is free after posting $20,000 bond for having sex with his table. Police in Bellevue, Ohio received three DVDs from an informant showing the man in various acts of lewdness with and around the picnic table in his backyard.

Arthur Price admitted to having sex with the table when questioned by police. The DVDs allegedly show him performing sex acts in his bedroom and then proceeding outside to finish with the round metal table.

He was arrested on four counts of public indecency. It is unknown at this time why someone was videotaping the shenanigans.

 
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 I think the word What? sums it up quite nicely. Really now, people in OHIO have nothing better to do them film a person having "relations" with a table come on now... Somethings I will never pretend to understand, one of them is at what point it seems like a good idea to use a table of all things for "relief". 
 by: t0bbage   11/06/2008 03:15 AM     
  Public indecency?  
 When did backyards become subject to laws relating to public areas? Didn't get that memo. 
 by: caution2  SuperVisor   11/06/2008 08:30 AM     
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 I think if your backyard is in plain view from a public area you can be cited for indecency.

I'm not sure if that's also the case if you're standing naked in front of your bedroom window in full view of the public, but I suspect so.
 
 by: StringBlade   11/06/2008 12:28 PM     
  @caution2  
 there was a mention in the source article that he lived near an elementary school, so that may have something to do with it. 
 by: nephew     11/06/2008 01:19 PM     
 
 
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