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11/11/2008 08:42 PM ID: 74746 Permalink   

Jesus Appears in Man's French Toast

 

Florida: A man in Pompano Beach says he found Jesus while eating breakfast. Troy Eckonen says that on Tuesday he was at Mack's Cafe when his last piece of French toast seemed to contain a visage of the prince of peace himself.

Eckonen and his friends say that after examining the toast more closely, they noticed his left shoulder has two birds over it and that he is holding a cross with his raised left arm.

Eckonen, who runs Tropical Gym and is a bodybuilder himself, says he has no plans to put the toast up for sale, and hopes that people "renew the hope and faith" when they see the holy toast.

 
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  22 Comments
  
  It's pathetic  
 
and it's toast.
 
  by: Ec5618   11/11/2008 08:49 PM     
  I think its Mario  
 
It is clearly Mario! Im surprised Nintendo didnt trade mark this toast.
 
  by: slavefortheman     11/11/2008 09:12 PM     
  I like toast...  
 
Can I have some Jesus juice with my Jesus toast?
 
  by: valkyrie123     11/11/2008 09:23 PM     
  It's a dollar sign!  
 
I hope this will renew peoples faith in the American economy.
 
  by: Manic_Panic     11/11/2008 09:41 PM     
  *sigh  
 
People and their heresies....
 
  by: blac   11/11/2008 09:49 PM     
  That..  
 
is what I would call great advertising!
 
  by: captainJane     11/11/2008 09:52 PM     
  Every so often  
 
One of these comes up on Shortnews, I must admit though that it is an EXACT likeness to the savior himself
 
  by: ToofDogger     11/11/2008 10:24 PM     
  The father, the son, and the Holy Toast  
 
I can't believe this guy made a big deal over his toast. Just eat it. I'm surprised they haven't started making Jesus-shaped coils in toasters now.

Wait... that's freakin brilliant! I'm going to get a patent made.
 
  by: Mr. Wright     11/11/2008 11:11 PM     
  I don't mean to offened folks  
 
But it looks more like Hitler to me
 
  by: losthope1987   11/11/2008 11:12 PM     
  O_O  
 
Oh man I have a bad feeling about this. I think GoldenPalace.com will buy this and then bring the Virgin Mary grilled cheese together with the Jesus french toast. IIRC that is how Armageddon starts.
 
  by: treyjazz   11/11/2008 11:14 PM     
  @Mr. Wright  
   
  by: Ec5618   11/11/2008 11:17 PM     
  @ec5618  
 
Way to shatter a man's dream! lol

It looks like that toaster/printer only does large pixels anyway. I'm talking coils shaped just like Jesus.
 
  by: Mr. Wright     11/11/2008 11:28 PM     
  is it bad  
 
if i cant see jesus in the toast?

i hope it doesnt mean i'm evil or something
 
  by: m.i.a.elite     11/11/2008 11:31 PM     
  haha..  
 
what is up with people seeing iconic figures in bread?
 
  by: vash_the_stampede     11/12/2008 12:02 AM     
  Phew!!!  
 
One more bite, and he woulda gotten his face bit off!!! ZOMG!!!
 
  by: smarta$$     11/12/2008 12:14 AM     
  In toast.....  
 
....that's nothing! I once saw Jesus at a bust stop!
"Wow! You've been stood here a long time!" I said to him. He looked at me and explained to me that his name was Clive and he was going to a fancy dress party!

Seriously thou folks, I did once see an image of Jesus in the froth of a pint I was once drinking. I got my mate to take a photo before I carried on drinking it. It didn't excite me in the slightest!
No, the photo isn't at home framed before you ask!! :D
 
  by: gerbilbyte   11/12/2008 01:28 AM     
  Oops!  
 
That first line was meant to read "Bus stop"!

...ahem....!
 
  by: gerbilbyte   11/12/2008 01:29 AM     
  ummm..  
 
Flori-duh?
 
  by: Ub3rTristan   11/12/2008 01:38 AM     
  Jesus H.  
 
It looks like shitty french toast and an equally blurry, shitty photo. Get over it, Jesus didn't even look like an Aryan superman with long hair...why would he keep reappearing as an image that's incorrect?
 
  by: goran   11/12/2008 06:10 AM     
  Personally  
 
I see a pirate.
Hail the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
 
  by: Kolman   11/12/2008 06:12 AM     
  Pshhhh  
   
  by: Spiffy   11/12/2008 06:18 AM     
  Classic  
   
  by: luc1ddr3am     11/12/2008 08:01 PM     
 
 
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