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11/30/2008 05:13 PM ID: 75186 Permalink   

Frenchmen Boast of Having the Largest Penises

 

The German-based Institute of Condom Consultancy recently conducted a survey including over 10,500 men in 25 various European countries in which they requested that they measure their own penises and report the results.

According to the survey results, the French led the group and claimed to have an average penis size of 6.09 inches. The Greeks, who managed to come in last in the survey were 1.2 shorter than the French.

The Institute, who at one point recommended a spray on latex condom, holds an annual "Pimp Your Condom" fair, designed to educate the public about condom use and avoiding sexually transmitted diseases.

 
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  40 Comments
  
  @ The French  
 
I thought 6" average?
 
  by: StormRoyale   11/30/2008 07:37 PM     
  Proves nothing..  
 
"they measure THEIR OWN penises and report the results."
All this proves is that the french embellish their results more than anyone else.
 
  by: Tibblez   11/30/2008 08:22 PM     
  @ Tibblez  
 
Let me guess... you're Greek? :D
 
  by: StormRoyale   11/30/2008 08:29 PM     
  @ StormRoyale  
 
Lol, No actually, German.
 
  by: Tibblez   11/30/2008 08:39 PM     
  @Headline  
 
IN 'Europe'. You forgot that information.

For an African this header shocked me. Dont do that.. LOL
 
  by: isuzu     11/30/2008 09:51 PM     
  @ Tibblez  
 
German, huh.

Germans do not need to boast or exaggerate!
Fact.
 
  by: captainJane     11/30/2008 10:03 PM     
  I only measured  
 
four inches, but hell what is width anyway?
 
  by: HeadlineNews     11/30/2008 10:14 PM     
  @ captainJane  
 
Got that right :)
 
  by: Tibblez   11/30/2008 10:21 PM     
  well  
 
im part german and italian

great combination
 
  by: groomsy     11/30/2008 10:29 PM     
  measure weight!  
 
just for fun. imo, length is overdone. give new meaning to the term "quarter pounder."
 
  by: calilac     11/30/2008 10:37 PM     
  So this means...  
 
...all those ancient Greek statues were in proportion then. lol
 
  by: lachs     12/01/2008 12:12 AM     
  Meh  
 
It's not boasting if you ask :-P
 
  by: luc1ddr3am     12/01/2008 12:29 AM     
  Makes Sense  
 
I always noticed there is a lot of african guys in France, did you see their national soccer team?


Oh, I speak French btw.
 
  by: kmazzawi     12/01/2008 05:10 AM     
  Wow  
 
6 whole inches, I am not impressed!
 
  by: rogeratvfan   12/01/2008 08:25 AM     
  Then you need to  
 
remove an inch and a half because well you know us guys ... we all lie.
 
  by: zephan     12/01/2008 08:45 AM     
  Zephan  
 
I loved your comment! I always find it funny that men worry about size. You don't see women (at least I don't know of any) that run around talking about the size of their vagina or labia etc. When I was in ER we saw many a penis be it from cutting away clothes from an accident or some idiot thing a male did to himself (I really dont suggest men getting a Prince Albert) They are all different shapes and sizes no matter what ethnicity they are from.
 
  by: TaraB     12/01/2008 09:38 AM     
  @TaraB  
 
Indeed, women never try to lie about their attributes dont they? So, how old are you? What's your weight? And most importantly, what's your cup size, without padding?

If you get my drift :p
 
  by: Cenobita   12/01/2008 01:33 PM     
  Which Frenchman and what is his phone #?  
 
I'm such a size queen.
 
  by: valkyrie123     12/01/2008 02:23 PM     
  lol  
 
@ TaraB

"You don't see women (at least I don't know of any) that run around talking about the size of their vagina or labia etc."

i sure do see more women worrying about the size of their breasts or how fat their tummy is than men worrying about the size of their penises !

@valkyrie123

i'm here :) but my gf won't like me giving you my number !
 
  by: ProTesTa     12/01/2008 07:25 PM     
  I honestly don't see how  
 
6.09 inches is considered 'large'? Am I just reading this wrong?
 
  by: John E Angel     12/01/2008 07:30 PM     
  Seriously...  
 
...This is the French. There are so many things wrong with this to begin with.
First of all, this is the French. They use the metric system; they don't know WTF an inch is. They probably didn't convert from centimeters.
Second, this is the French. France had to invent the "French Tickler" for a reason.
Third, this is the French. Even if they do have these alleged massive schlongs, it doesn't mean that they use them, especially on women
 
  by: captainchainsaw   12/01/2008 08:36 PM     
  @captainchainsaw  
 
so, do you not eat 'french' fries?
 
  by: John E Angel     12/01/2008 08:48 PM     
  @John E Angel  
 
Oh contrare! I didn't say they couldn't cook; in fact I'm a Le Cordon Bleu-certified chef so I could cook like them as well. All I'm saying is this is the French...
 
  by: captainchainsaw   12/01/2008 08:57 PM     
  I'd just like to point out one thing  
 
6.09 inch is in the normal range. Normal is between 6 and 7 inch. So basicly, they measured very well apprently and didnt exagerate. This is still an average, so you had bigger and smaller.

And further more, like everytime I see this kind of stuff, I always have one thing to say. I'm pretty certain that most of the participant went there for the compensation or to "show off". I think we can safely assume that no one lied. To those bitching, you should try to check how they measured it and measure it yourself, and be amazed at the lost inches ;)

Size does matter, no matter the size, it does in the end. Ask Valk ;)
 
  by: Cenobita   12/01/2008 09:55 PM     
  The French  
 
Could never convert metric to inches right.
 
  by: ichi     12/01/2008 10:32 PM     
  I Challenge The French  
 
To a sword fight.
 
  by: ichi     12/01/2008 10:34 PM     
  wow 6" is like average i thought  
 
anything below 5" i can imagine is fairly useless
 
  by: m.i.a.elite     12/02/2008 04:01 AM     
  Umm  
 
Do balls count?
 
  by: VermiciousG     12/02/2008 05:38 AM     
  The French...  
 
Ever heard of the Napoleon Complex? Didn't he commission paintings that depict himself as 6 feet tall when in fact he had to tip-toe at the urinal?
 
  by: garcon   12/02/2008 08:20 AM     
  well  
 
mine is 12 inches :)
and i'm sweedish.
 
  by: crl(L)tlh   12/02/2008 03:26 PM     
  6in=large?  
 
ROFLMAO
 
  by: h0tdamn365   12/02/2008 04:22 PM     
  @vermiciousG  
 
rofl...

the sad part is they were probably measuring from their taint(sp?).
 
  by: ncheek     12/03/2008 12:28 PM     
  Well  
 
I am 6 ft tall, a readhead, weigh in at 210 after losing over 100+ pounds (without surgery) I went from a 50 DD to a 46 DD after they gave my girls a lift and I still have a wide ass :-)

Oh and a few people I have gotten to know on here have seen pics of me so they could verify it if needed.
 
  by: TaraB     12/03/2008 12:34 PM     
  @ TaraB  
 
I dig girls with wide asses. Not those "Cosmopolitan" magazine types. (Can you say Sir Mix-a-Lot) In fact, BBW are the best. Just my opinion.
 
  by: ukpunk1   12/03/2008 03:40 PM     
  @shortnews  
 
I love you guys.

This is the only place where you can see some of the most educated debating on news topics alongside the most ridiculous penis jokes. We truly are a diverse bunch.

@TaraB
With those kinds of measurements you should be a cage fighter. Seriously, I'm intimidated. But I'm just a little guy. :)
 
  by: teh_epic     12/03/2008 07:17 PM     
  Frenchmen Boast of Having the Largest Penises --  
 
Typical French, boasting about themselves (tinkerbells). Have they ever yet boasted about their American friends that didn't think twice of preventing German from being the primary language? (going to lunch now and have a burger and "Fries").
 
  by: xlman   12/04/2008 07:52 PM     
  American boast  
 
@ xlman

Oh yes, thank god for the Americans after the British, Russians, Poles, Australians, Canadians etc had all gone home after surrendering to Germany. Now who's boasting and with about as much justification?
 
  by: billycan   12/04/2008 11:40 PM     
  @xlman  
 
I hope you have thanked the Russians for preventing German from being the primary language... =)
 
  by: vash_the_stampede     12/05/2008 12:00 AM     
  @ vash_the_stampede  
 
Uh --- huh? I know all about the Germany and Russia conflict but, huh?
 
  by: xlman   12/05/2008 01:45 AM     
  HMMMM????  
 
I guess SIZE and BEAUTY are in the eye of the beholder... (lol)
 
  by: Phoenix224   12/05/2008 09:31 AM     
 
 
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