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12/05/2008 04:09 AM ID: 75306 Permalink   

Small Penis Leads to Wife's Death

 

Delmas resident Ockert Daniel van den Berg, 43, stands trial in the death of his wife. In testimony at his trial at the Pretoria High Court on Thursday, he told how the murder was the result of his wife's demands that he have a penis enlargement.

The accused told the court of how the two argued over her alleged infidelity and that she demanded that he see a physician to undergo a penis enlargement operation. She told him that she was tired of him and was giving it up to someone else.

He then proceeded to tell the court how he stabbed her and beat her to death with a shifting spanner. Afterwards, he clubbed his son with the tool to make it appear as though robbers were responsible. He later took his son for medical treatment.

 
  Source: www.iol.co.za  
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  21 Comments
  
  It's a well known fact...  
 
...that small penises are responsible for 96% of the worlds problems, including global warming.
 
  by: vash_the_stampede     12/05/2008 04:24 AM     
  I knew who this was from  
 
before looking at the name of the reporter. I'd hate to run across your google history in my daily life. It would probably scar me for life.
 
  by: ncheek     12/05/2008 04:31 AM     
  @ncheek  
 
Never ever google Nanami Nanase.

You've been warned.
 
  by: vash_the_stampede     12/05/2008 04:34 AM     
  wtf?  
 
is a shifting spanner, and where can i get one?
 
  by: chadatcondonethis   12/05/2008 04:56 AM     
  ?????  
 
I think it's an adjustable wrench.
 
  by: JonSmith     12/05/2008 05:04 AM     
  @headline  
 
What part of the US are you from where a Crescent wrench is called a shifting spanner??? I would be good with adjustable wrench if you wanna avoid calling a manufacturer's name but "shifting spanner"?? j/k but not really... educate me please. This reeks of South African speak to me...

As for your stories, I enjoy them because I don't hold sex as taboo and have an interest in all news (except sports and hollywood stuff).

As for this story, it's sad. I'm sure there were other problems with this couple as well but to kill someone for not being happy with you is entirely wrong for any reason.

BB
 
  by: bbeljefe     12/05/2008 05:13 AM     
  Oh Vash  
 
You just freaking killed the Cat.

That was sick and I thought I was a grown man!

Just as I thought I have seen it all.

Psst: If you have done the google thing with "Nanami Nanase." I suggest you dont. Seriously!
 
  by: isuzu     12/05/2008 07:07 AM     
  Divorce anyone?  
 
Seriously, I know its somehow bad to divorce someone, but isn't that better than killing them and damaging your child?
 
  by: skittlesloli   12/05/2008 07:28 AM     
  @bbeljefe  
 
I know it is call a shifting spanner in Australia, couldn't say for other places though, but never heard of a cresent wrench.
 
  by: acrux   12/05/2008 07:39 AM     
  @vash_the_stampede  
 
How can someone as cute as Nanami Nanase, be such a sick bitch.
 
  by: acrux   12/05/2008 07:43 AM     
  Like Jon Smith said,  
 
It's actually an adjustable wrench. The name Crescent is a brand name of the mentioned tool, but in US English, it has become the name of the tool.
 
  by: ukpunk1   12/05/2008 07:48 AM     
  @acrux  
 
You know, I've seen a lot of things that I wish I hadn't seen. But Nanami Nanase has done some things that have made me want to literally wash my eyes out with bleach. I swear the stuff she's done has been burned onto my retinas... I'll need that chemical stimulation mentioned here:

http://shortnews.com/...

Then I'll wash them clean of the disgusting acts performed by that beautiful woman o_O
 
  by: vash_the_stampede     12/05/2008 08:10 AM     
  WOW  
 
I mean WOW really... are people just that stupid.
 
  by: rogeratvfan   12/05/2008 08:58 AM     
  Historic Day  
 
I say that a perfect excuse.. Right up there with the infamous TWINKIE DEFENSE. Tell your lawyer about it.... It couldn't hurt.....
 
  by: Phoenix224   12/05/2008 09:16 AM     
  If this guy  
 
bought one of those Austin Powers Penis Pumps, everyone woulda been satisifed.

PS- Im at work now and cant google Ms. Nanami lol. Can anyone give any hints on what is so vile about her?
 
  by: XavierHollywood   12/05/2008 02:03 PM     
  @vash  
 
Nanami Nanase? Well, Let's see here...

OH DEAR GOD!!! MY EYES! MY EYES!
 
  by: VermiciousG     12/05/2008 02:41 PM     
  @BB  
 
You should always carry a shifting spanner in the boot of your lorry just in case.
 
  by: valkyrie123     12/05/2008 03:49 PM     
  ...  
 
Lorries (trucks) don't usually have boots(trunks).
 
  by: StarShadow     12/05/2008 03:58 PM     
  That man is just a silly...  
 
prick.



Who the heck is "Nanami Nanase."? I have to look that up now!
 
  by: captainJane     12/05/2008 06:52 PM     
  You dirty tom cats....  
 
You deserve a good thrashing for that!

Eeeeeew.
 
  by: captainJane     12/05/2008 06:56 PM     
  Just call it -  
 
a "splitting slammer" now.
 
  by: xlman   12/08/2008 06:22 PM     
 
 
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