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12/08/2008 10:05 AM ID: 75371 Permalink   

Man Convicted After Going Back to Same Horse for Sex


46-year-old Leeroy Le Gallais has been convicted once again of performing sex acts with Calico the horse. Le Gallais was on probation from another arrest that found him facing charges of interfering sexually with Calico when the latest incident occurred.

Calico is kept in a stable in Guernsey, England. Le Gallais was caught the first time because he left his underwear in the stable. This time, Calico had shown signs of stress, and a mounting stool and blanket were missing from the stable.

Le Gallais said in court that, 'I had a few beers, I went to the stable and interfered with the horse.'

    WebReporter: Lois_Lane Show Calling Card      
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Sometimes I do wonder about human beings. This man is clearly disturbed.
  by: Maxx20     12/08/2008 10:27 AM     
  They should declare the horse a person!  
That way they can bring this individual up on rape charges.

Unless the horse consented.. o_O
  by: vash_the_stampede     12/08/2008 11:27 AM     
I think it said neigh.
  by: Kroww   12/08/2008 12:56 PM     
I never tire of hearing the silly words used to replace "sex".

Now, if you will all excuse me, I'm going to go interfere with my wife...

  by: bbeljefe     12/08/2008 04:47 PM     
  I had to read the title 3 times…  
just to make sure it didn’t say ‘house’. OK, I guess I'll have to work with this.

Arlo Le Gallais theme song…..

"A horse is a horse of course of course and no one wants to have sex with a horse, unless of course the name of the horse is the famous Mr. Calico. Hey I knew it wasn’t the best song I ever wrote but I didn’t have much time as I was having sex with a horse."

Some of you will get it.
  by: valkyrie123     12/08/2008 05:18 PM     
Not now, she has a painful cephalalgia.
  by: Jediman3     12/08/2008 06:07 PM     
Are you going to turn on Lois_Lane now for posting her vile beastiality stories which are bringing the site down?
  by: dook   12/08/2008 09:40 PM     
The mounting stool was missing. Of course it was!
  by: caution2     12/08/2008 10:40 PM     
  @ dook  
Are you poicking on our poor Tibs again, I will thrash you lad if you keep this up.

Tibs I mean, not the horse. :P

Chop of his pinky and pickle it, the best cure for crap like this.
  by: captainJane     12/08/2008 10:46 PM     
  @ vash_the_stampede  
You silly person leaving your knickers in the stables, I am so glad you were not wearing mine as usual.
  by: captainJane     12/08/2008 10:48 PM     
Those were some high quality knickers, I had to retrieve them! But then Calico seduced me again, that sultry horse.. how can you say no to that? But after this second time, NO MORE!

Oh no, I forgot my pocketbook this time.. well, maybe a third visit won't be so bad.
  by: vash_the_stampede     12/08/2008 10:58 PM     
  @ vash  
Now I understand your screenname.. vash is apparently another code word for f...

@CJ: You should stay away from this vash character, he's no good for you baby ;-) Oh, and btw, I'm not a panty theiving crossdresser....

  by: bbeljefe     12/09/2008 02:29 AM     
Great idea! Then you could marry your horse legally and have all the sex you want.

I love my dog, but don't have sex because it's illegal. This would fix that problem.
  by: elzorro   12/09/2008 04:07 AM     
  I suppose  
he's got one good trait, he's faithful, he keeps going back to the same horse.
  by: BlackWidow   12/09/2008 06:41 AM     
  @ elzorro  
lol seriously? bestiality being illegal is the only thing stopping you from getting it on with your dog?

damn the man! :p
  by: Trevelyan   12/09/2008 05:13 PM     
they have anything better to arrest people for? Humans slaughter thousands/millions of animals each day for food and unneeded luxury items, yet people are upset about someone having sex with a horse. lol.
  by: o9k   12/10/2008 06:48 AM     
This guy is a little sick in the head! At least he knows what he wants I guess.
  by: rogeratvfan   12/10/2008 06:12 PM     
I second that "interfere" is one of the best words to replace sex ever.
  by: ToofDogger     12/10/2008 11:23 PM     
  Just found out recently...  
Bestiality is legal in Florida. Not sure why.
  by: zalpha     12/11/2008 03:45 PM     
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