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02/26/2009 10:56 AM ID: 77267 Permalink   

Man masturbates in H&M clothing store

 

A prosecutor's office has determined that a 27-year old man has deliberately masturbated to the point of ejaculation in a H&M clothing store in Karlstad, Sweden. His actions ruined a ladies jacket worth 398 Swedish Kronor (ca. 35.17 Euro)

The incident took place in November 2008. The prosecutor also said that the man has violated the sexual integrity of another person within the store by "jacking off" in their presence.

The man from Grums in western Sweden has been fined 4,000 SK (ca. 353.41 EUR) plus an additional 500 SK (ca. 44.18 EUR) fee to the national Crime Victim Fund.

 
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  Gross!  
 
Besides, everyone knows the best clothing store to jerk off in is a Banana Republic.
 
  by: vash_the_stampede     02/26/2009 11:01 AM     
  Another reason not to visit Sweden  
 
Apparently, it's illegal to masturbate in public there. Ridiculous.
 
  by: Ec5618   02/26/2009 11:24 AM     
  masturbated to the point of ejaculation?  
 
Umm why the hell else would you do it?
 
  by: robbob     02/26/2009 02:48 PM     
  What he needs is..  
 
a good dollop of deep heat rubbed in his intrusive little man.

Dirty pig.
 
  by: captainJane     02/26/2009 03:16 PM     
  lol  
 
"...old man has deliberately masturbated to the point of ejaculation..."

As apposed to accidental?
 
  by: coteyr2   02/26/2009 06:42 PM     
  hmm...  
 
Must have been a really good sale
 
  by: teh_epic     02/26/2009 06:57 PM     
  @coteyr  
 
"As apposed to accidental?"


Happened to me once when I was younger =P
 
  by: Dayron   02/27/2009 02:15 PM     
  @Dayron  
 
You tell the best stories.
 
  by: Ec5618   02/27/2009 03:10 PM     
  He should have taken the jacket  
 
in the dressing room for a little privacy. That's what I usually do & I've never been caught...

BB
 
  by: bbeljefe     02/27/2009 07:30 PM     
  hah  
 
I'm surprised they have a law against this there. It isn't a crime to screw sheep there.
 
  by: Big Bird     02/28/2009 02:55 AM     
  @BigBird  
 
Yes, Sweden has a whole 'land of the free'-kick.

A whole 'it isn't the place of the government to legislate morality'-thing.

Who do they think they are?
 
  by: Ec5618   02/28/2009 10:00 AM     
 
 
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