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02/26/2009 04:00 PM ID: 77274 Permalink   

Man Takes Too Much Viagra, Dies

 

A mechanic man, Sergey Tuganov from Moscow won the bet but minutes after he satisfied two women he died from sudden heart attack, taking a bottle of Viagra. The non-stop sex marathon lasted 12 hours.

They wanted to save him by calling the emergency services but it was too late.

 
  Source: www.thesun.co.uk  
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  20 Comments
  
  That must have been...  
 
a hard way to die.
 
  by: spiggy   02/26/2009 04:11 PM     
  They will have to bury him  
 
face down.
 
  by: walter3ca   02/26/2009 04:20 PM     
  @walter3ca  
 
I would think that they would have to lay him on his side.
 
  by: John E Angel     02/26/2009 04:37 PM     
  @John E Angel  
 
They'll have a good job getting the lid of the coffin down!
 
  by: boris beaver   02/26/2009 05:28 PM     
  This man...  
 
...is my freaking hero.
 
  by: captainchainsaw   02/26/2009 06:38 PM     
  Darwin award  
 
candidate. Hopefully there were contraceptives used.
 
  by: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh   02/26/2009 07:02 PM     
  I was expecting it to say  
 
death by pole vaulting out a 12th storey window.
But hey, if ya gotta die...
 
  by: Mister crank     02/26/2009 07:12 PM     
  Good article Viz!  
 
I am very impressed with your development of english Viz!

I have some fine tuning to your grammar.

"A mechanic man, Sergey Tuganov from Moscow "

Would be best written as:
"Sergey Tuganov, a mechanic from Moscow"

Also:

"won the bet"

That is grammatically correct, however, you haven't previously stated what the bet is, so it doesn't entirely make sense.

"won a bet to satisfy two women non stop for 12 hours"

There are some other grammar issues, but, I hope this is helpful.

English is not an easy language to learn, and you are doing quite well!
 
  by: gbestwick   02/26/2009 07:31 PM     
  I'll bet...  
 
the embalmer couldn't get the smile off his face.

And Viagra is legal and pot isn't. Irony can be hard and throbbing.
 
  by: valkyrie123     02/26/2009 07:57 PM     
  way to go  
 
came and went at the same time ...
 
  by: cherub   02/26/2009 08:02 PM     
  ...  
 
Cute comments.
 
  by: vant   02/26/2009 11:55 PM     
  After a 12 hour sex marathon with two women...  
 
I don't think died bitter. Good on him, haha.
 
  by: Dayron   02/27/2009 12:36 AM     
  @Puns  
 
Oh come on! This is hardly amusing!

But it is alittle funny still. What a way to go.
 
  by: Big Bird     02/27/2009 03:23 AM     
  Well done Viz  
 
This guy really was a mechanical man, well, for 12 hours anyway.
 
  by: Blackwidow   02/27/2009 04:31 AM     
  not the first time  
 
A guy I used to work with in China had been drinking all night and then he took some viagra and two hookers. 2 hours later the hookers called up hotel reception all hysterical saying that the guy was dead. He had had a heart attack but paramedics saved him. They said if they (the paramedics) hadn't have already been at the hotel, he would have died.
 
  by: shaohu     02/27/2009 08:24 AM     
  When he wanted...  
 
to get "stiff" I don't think he had that in mind. =)
 
  by: splintz   02/27/2009 10:34 AM     
  Pfizer should make a new label for Viagra bottles  
 
And put this guy's picture on it.
 
  by: White Albino   02/27/2009 10:56 AM     
  holy crap  
 
Why did it take 12 hours to satisfy TWO women?!
 
  by: Kuhl   02/27/2009 01:49 PM     
  @Kuhl  
 
Probably took 11 hours for the guy to catch those women after they got a look at his "Spitting Cobra".
 
  by: White Albino   02/27/2009 03:15 PM     
  This was a no win bet.  
 
Their bet was the man would satisfy the 2 women for 12 hours. Last time I checked, women have the upperhand in faking "satisfaction". The women will be sueing the mans estate for welching on the bet.
 
  by: snowztorm29     02/27/2009 04:00 PM     
 
 
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