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02/28/2009 11:10 AM ID: 77317 Permalink   

Arrest Warrant Issued for Radioactive Paedophile

 

England: Judge John Price has issued an arrest warrant for Thomas Marius Leopold after the 42-year-old failed to front court on child pornography charges. Leopold was arrested in 2006 but has been making it difficult to get the trial under way.

Leopold's lawyer Jeannie Mackay said that her client was radioactive as the result of thyroid treatment. The judge asked that the warning be passed on to police officers hunting the fugitive.

"You'd have to spend a lot of time in close contact to have any significant effect. The only thing I would suggest is that they wouldn't have an officer handcuffed to him, said Mike Keir, a radiation protection adviser.

 
  Source: www.news.com.au  
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  10 Comments
  
  Lock him up...  
 
difficult for this system to work out!

 
  by: captainJane     02/28/2009 11:42 AM     
  is that like a bizarre comic-book supervillan?  
 
look for the glowing dude walking through the mall
 
  by: redstain   02/28/2009 12:09 PM     
  Kick Ass  
 
So your telling me you can become radioactive, and still live ;)

What is the medication this guy was on, I think I want to begin the treatment.

Imagine having the power to cook an egg in the palm of your hand! the possiblities are endless.

<evil scientist voice>
Mu ha ha ha ha!!!!!
</evil scientist voice>
 
  by: sparky_fox   02/28/2009 12:45 PM     
  @sparky  
 
I daresay radioiodine-131, I had to take the same substance when my thyroid lost its cool. You're supposed to stay isolated for a few weeks after you take it, and it unfortunately does not let you shoot lasers from your eyes.
 
  by: 1TimePoster   02/28/2009 02:01 PM     
  @1TimePoster  
 
Red lasers huh? Is that where the slightly scorched holes on the homepage came from a while back? ;)
 
  by: ixuzus     02/28/2009 02:10 PM     
  5 days a week for 5 weeks  
 
I got radiation therapy. No super powers. Just nausea.
 
  by: VermiciousG     02/28/2009 05:42 PM     
  I was bitten by a radioactive spider once...  
 
...but all I got was Leukemia. :(

I'm not sure if a radioactive pedophile is the best kind of pedophile or the worst kind. Hmm.
 
  by: captainchainsaw   02/28/2009 06:13 PM     
  @Title  
 
Aren't they all radioactive? Honestly.
 
  by: Big Bird     02/28/2009 07:52 PM     
  Well, They ought to be irradiated  
 
They are after all a cancer on society
 
  by: VermiciousG     02/28/2009 09:30 PM     
  I Think They Have Stumbled On Something  
 
Instead of radiation plant a chip in them that can be tracked online by anyone.

You can always know where your friendly neighborhood pervert is.
 
  by: ichi     02/28/2009 09:39 PM     
 
 
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