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04/01/2009 08:24 PM ID: 77974 Permalink   

Lenin Suffers Major Anal Eruption that Blows Hole in Pants

 

A large explosion of undetermined cause erupted from the hind quarters of Comrade Vladimir Lenin blowing a huge hole through his pants and coat in St. Petersburg yesterday.

The explosion left a crater 80-100 cm (31-39 inches). Fortunately no one was standing behind Lenin at the time of the eruption so there were no casualties from the explosion.

Despite this unfortunate event Lenin’s body remains on display in a mausoleum. Pic at source.

 
  Source: news.bbc.co.uk  
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  LOL  
 
nice pic at source :P
 
  by: Korzen   04/01/2009 08:43 PM     
  I feel you Lenin,  
 
When I eat dairy, I get the same way... Try soy milk.
 
  by: C.O.G.   04/01/2009 08:54 PM     
  Ok, I get it now  
 
I thought it was the actual corpse. Very shrudely chosen words valk.
 
  by: VermiciousG     04/01/2009 09:03 PM     
  @ Verm  
 
Yeah, me too. I was wondering wot the hell kind of embalming fluid/preservatives caused it until reading the source. lol
 
  by: spiggy   04/01/2009 10:09 PM     
  This has to be  
 
an April Fool's joke.
 
  by: walter3ca   04/01/2009 10:12 PM     
  Flatulence Will Get You Nowhere.  
 
n/t

 
  by: DeepSand   04/01/2009 10:20 PM     
  Perhaps  
 
Someone wanted to make sure that he really was dead...LMAO...Brill..
 
  by: steve2045     04/02/2009 04:16 PM     
  @Val  
 
I started to summarize this. You took it in a much better direction than I would have!

Great summary.

BB
 
  by: bbeljefe     04/03/2009 05:06 AM     
  @DeepSand  
 
"Flatulence will get you nowhere"

Flatulence will get you evicted from the group nearest you.
 
  by: Hytekhik   04/05/2009 03:55 AM     
  HUH! ! !  
 
so since when do statues have anuses?
 
  by: FLASH1259   04/05/2009 04:22 PM     
 
 
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