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07/13/2009 03:53 PM ID: 79606 Permalink   

Woman Claims Her Daughter Got Pregnant From Stray Sperm in Swimming Pool, Sues

 

Poland: Magdalena Kwiatkowska has launched a lawsuit against a hotel in Egypt she stayed at after her 13-year-old daughter fell pregnant. She is of the opinion that her daughter was impregnated by stray sperm in the hotel's swimming pool.

"The mother is adamant that her daughter didn't meet any boys while she was there. She is determined to go ahead with the case," said a source within the travel industry.

 
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  54 Comments
  
  WTF  
 
Sperm is surviving out of the body, in chlorine bleach and somehow slips inside the girl's suit among other areas to knock her up. I am stunned that there are not pool pregnancies all over the world with this magical fairy tale reasoning.
 
  by: TaraB     07/13/2009 04:03 PM     
  -  
 
Might be baseless but I've heard men in Egypt can be fairly aggressive, rape anyone?
 
  by: JayWar   07/13/2009 04:29 PM     
  Yeah Right  
 
I just can't buy this.
 
  by: thedrewman   07/13/2009 04:36 PM     
  This lady  
 
should go back to highschool.

Human Sexuality 101, sperm cannot survive outside your body. In order to survive it needs a wet hot place, which a pool.

And just in case some1 says that the pool was hot because it was really sunny, clorine would kill the sperm instantly.
 
  by: jhax   07/13/2009 04:56 PM     
  Correction above  
 
which a pool = which a pool is not.
 
  by: jhax   07/13/2009 04:57 PM     
  Anyone Want To Go Swimming?  
 
n/t
 
  by: ichi     07/13/2009 05:07 PM     
  If it was in Israel  
 
That is the only place I ever heard of where immaculate conception took place.
 
  by: Tarheel68     07/13/2009 05:18 PM     
  Lying daughter  
 
won't admit boyfriend...
 
  by: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh   07/13/2009 05:22 PM     
  Hahaha!  
 
I might expect this kind of naivety from the 13-year-old kid, but the mother really should be a bit more informed about these things!

She probably thinks you can get pregnant from oral sex and using a toilet that boys use too!

Can someone remind me what century we're in???
 
  by: TabbyCool     07/13/2009 06:32 PM     
  Classic  
 
Parental denial... It was obviously "stray sperm" in the pool because her daughter would never have sex.
 
  by: barryman9001   07/13/2009 07:52 PM     
  @Jhax  
 
Well the kiddie pool is always much warmer.....
 
  by: xBadMonkeyx   07/13/2009 08:29 PM     
  Maybe,  
 
the girl has a secret that she has a boyfriend i think too.
 
  by: vizhatlan     07/13/2009 08:32 PM     
  Now....  
 
These stray sperm, are they anything like stray cats?

Will we have to worry about other places where these stray sperm congregate?

Are there numerous bands of roaming stray sperm looking to impregnate young woman?

 
  by: Mannyishere     07/13/2009 09:42 PM     
  ...  
 
Can the judge order the parent to have sexual education classes by any chance?
 
  by: Kolman   07/13/2009 09:42 PM     
  @Kolman  
 
In Poland, Sex Ed and Driver's Ed takes place in the same car.
 
  by: xBadMonkeyx   07/13/2009 10:06 PM     
  yup  
 
I'm going to go refer to a deleted scene from Clerks II:

"Oh jeezus it's the ladies room...ladies use the toilet in there...what if you came on the seat and got the next lady that sat down pregnant.... LIKE YOUR MOM"
 
  by: ronny_cordova   07/13/2009 11:16 PM     
  actually  
 
it has been documented to happen before. Virgin birth via sperm in the pool. It was a while ago that I read about that.

@jhax
Of course sperm can survive outside the human body. Conception can occur outside the human body. What do you think IVF is? While chlorine should kill sperm, it is really a statistical problem and if the chlorine is not strong enough the chances of sperm surviving might drop from 1 in a 100 trillion to 1 in a million. And one in a million chances happen all the time.

==

Just because something is unlikely, doesn't mean it hasn't happened. If the girl is a virgin, it would add some evidence to her claim.
 
  by: jendres     07/14/2009 12:22 AM     
  Yet Another Rason...  
 
Not to swallow the water in the pool...

:)
 
  by: tulsalen   07/14/2009 12:32 AM     
  Not  
 
that I believe this woman for a moment but have we actually established that the pool was chlorinated?
 
  by: ixuzus     07/14/2009 12:48 AM     
  I was there..!  
 
I was there that day! I was running around looking for my missing sperm. Now I guess I know where it went.
 
  by: fuzz64   07/14/2009 01:35 AM     
  Has anyone thought  
 
to check and see if her hymen is intact? If it is, she still could have gotten pregnant through "splashing." But I would start with a look/see.
 
  by: walter3ca   07/14/2009 02:21 AM     
  @jendres  
 
Actually no it hasn't. Never.
 
  by: kuhl   07/14/2009 03:15 AM     
  Stray Sperm  
 
who wants this for their band name? That would be cool.
 
  by: John E Angel     07/14/2009 03:31 AM     
  If someone  
 
finds a stray sperm! That would be mi- uh... I'm not sure i want it anymore...
 
  by: Dolphin Commando   07/14/2009 03:53 AM     
  Well  
 
Even if the girl is found to be a virgin it doesn't mean she wasn't playing around and just not having actual intercourse. And also I haven't seen this mentioned how is she sure this happened at the hotel?
 
  by: TaraB     07/14/2009 04:18 AM     
  It's Super Sperm  
 
Or fruit cake parent. Your choice.
I'm voting fruit cake.
 
  by: Hotwired   07/14/2009 08:52 AM     
  Hahaha!  
 
I might expect this kind of naivety from the 13-year-old kid, but the mother really should be a bit more informed about these things!

She probably thinks you can get pregnant from oral sex and using a toilet that boys use too!

Can someone remind me what century we're in???
 
  by: TabbyCool     07/14/2009 09:06 AM     
  Damn It!  
 
I pressed refresh and posted my last comment again!

@walter3ca - The hymen can easily be broken without having sex, often whilst excercising. It is also possible that the girl uses tampons each month, they would break it. The whole thing about having to bleed the first time is complete crap, I didn't and I never even used tampons.
 
  by: TabbyCool     07/14/2009 09:10 AM     
  @Story  
 
This made me laugh so hard. Mummy can't believe that her little darling has been having unprotected sex with strangers...

The girl needs a bit of sex ed I think.
 
  by: Eidron   07/14/2009 01:14 PM     
  does mom  
 
have a boyfriend? She might want to check his DNA against that of the baby.
 
  by: gryphon50a   07/14/2009 10:39 PM     
  dilution  
 
I wonder how much sperm needs to be in a swimming pool before it can impregnate you. When you dip your foot in the water to check the temperature and pull it out and the 'water' is stuck onto your foot, that might be a good time not to swim
 
  by: paul_   07/14/2009 10:57 PM     
  @kuhl  
 
i definitely remember reading about it about 15yrs ago. (Not on the internet, which I suspect is the basis for your claim.)

The girl had an intact hymen and hadn't had sex at all. The suspicion was that she fell pregnant at the swimming pool.

Of course, your omnipresence would over-rule that.
 
  by: jendres     07/14/2009 10:58 PM     
  @paul  
 
Only one is required, but you would have to be very, very unlucky. As I said before, it comes down to statistics.

Chances are that the girl had sex.

Of course, everyone is assuming that the pool is the same as nice clean American pools. Chlorinated, filtered, etc... Perhaps they didn't notice that it was Egypt.
 
  by: jendres     07/14/2009 11:14 PM     
  @jhax  
 
"This lady should go back to highschool.

Human Sexuality 101"

...she obviously went to a catholic school.

you know they dont teach that there.
 
  by: ru18yet   07/14/2009 11:59 PM     
  Hotel swimming pool...  
 
then I believe her. :P
 
  by: captainJane     07/15/2009 12:09 AM     
  Skinny Dippin  
 
In the shallow end with a young gent maybe?
 
  by: ichi     07/15/2009 12:10 AM     
  @jendres  
 
It depends on the Hotel she went to, the more you pay the better the hotel will be. Egypt has lots of very nice 5-star hotels, those are not government owned so they are taken really good care of by their owners.

@story
i think its dumb to think that this could happen from the pool,
the sperm wouldnt survive the pool environment. What are the chances of this sperm of going straight to the vagina and getting thru her swimsuit and inside? this is crazy
 
  by: bastrel   07/15/2009 07:59 AM     
  @jendres  
 
There's no way. Maybe you read it but the story itself is complete BS. I'm not even going to address whether the sperm could survive in the pool but what are the chances it would go all the way to the uterus?? Zero. Also, you need a large, large number of sperm trying to infiltrate the egg from all sides in order to weaken it enough for one sperm to get in. That's why men with low sperm counts, who still are producing a large number of sperm, cannot get their wives pregnant. The chance of a stray sperm actually reaching and fertilizing an egg all by itself is zero.
 
  by: gryphon50a   07/15/2009 08:01 AM     
  I agree, highly unlikely  
 
maybe if she were spread eagle masturbating inserting her fingers while the donor masturbated toward her as well. Face it mom, your girls a whore.
 
  by: OrIgInAl_ThOuGhT   07/15/2009 03:13 PM     
  @jendres  
 
Actually my scientific knowledge out does the fact you read a mass mail 15 years ago. Your anecdotal evidence and stubbornness on the other hand... does not.
 
  by: kuhl   07/16/2009 02:53 AM     
  simply not possible  
 
I know many have already mentioned some of the reasons, but I have another to add;
1. chlorine

2. Distance.

3. I ran some tests, and I'm fairly sure that semen sinks in water. and this brings me to my great point.

4. Unless there was some guy ejaculating in the pool near this girl, there is no reason for semen to be anywhere near her in the first place. And ejaculation usually doesn't come so freely, as it were.

Myth Busted.
 
  by: promontorium   07/16/2009 06:31 AM     
  one more thing  
 
I don't remember why the subject came up, but a conversion arose where a woman I worked with mentioned that her dad picked up an STD from a toilet seat. I laughed and laughed.
 
  by: promontorium   07/16/2009 06:40 AM     
  @promontorium  
 
I'm sure the hotel will be looking for a good defense attorney. Looks like you got it nipped in the bud. You should tell them that you'll do it for half the price of one of them high and might lawyers.
 
  by: John E Angel     07/16/2009 07:18 AM     
  Its a Grudge Baby!  
 
Somebody had it in for her.
 
  by: White Albino   07/16/2009 12:40 PM     
  Got some swamp land...  
 
Yanno... if this lady really believes that her daughter can get pregnant from swimming in a pool, then I have some swamp land in Florida I can sell her! It's a really good deal too! Honestly!
 
  by: LrdSatyr8   07/16/2009 02:11 PM     
  I doubt  
 
she got it from the pool. But if she dried off with the towel under my bed, then I can see it. >_<
 
  by: snowztorm29     07/16/2009 02:27 PM     
  nobody  
 
questions how the sperms got into the pool in the first place?
 
  by: 2wcp   07/16/2009 03:43 PM     
  @snowztorm29  
 
what??? you don't use a sock anymore?
 
  by: John E Angel     07/16/2009 05:26 PM     
  I hope the kid comes out with a face like  
 
a rhinocerous. I'd love to hear what mommy dearest makes out of that. I wonder if the rhino was on top, giving her the horn?
 
  by: White Albino   07/16/2009 06:07 PM     
  If She Wins This Case In Court ...  
 
I'm returning to my home planet!

 
  by: DeepSand   07/16/2009 07:45 PM     
  "OMG" Mother in denial!  
 
Face it Mom, She was a baaaaad little girl!
 
  by: curlyqu   07/16/2009 07:57 PM     
  ...  
 
ah hahahahahahahaha
how embarrassing, to bring this into the spotlight and showcase your own stupidity to the media. Priceless. This is what the news should report every day, forget tragedies this stuff is gold!
 
  by: emceay   07/16/2009 08:11 PM     
  It was an Immaculate Deception.  
 
The kid's mom probably still believes in the False Tooth Fairy. And Bigfoot.
 
  by: White Albino   07/16/2009 11:00 PM     
  Does anybody know  
 
where Zmethod was when this spermicidal event was taking place?
Mighty suspicious, if you ask me.
 
  by: White Albino   07/16/2009 11:03 PM     
 
 
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