Zachary Christie, six years old, was very proud of becoming a Cub Scout. So proud that he brought his camping implement to school to eat lunch with. This implement folds out into a fork, spoon, and knife.
Since it contains a knife blade, Zachary will spend 45 days in reform school.
Regardless of intent, knives are banned in this school district - even for first-graders. According to the young miscreant: "I think the rules are what is wrong, not me."