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11/04/2009 05:06 AM ID: 81527 Permalink   

London Mayor Becomes “Knight on a Shining Bicycle”

 

Environmental change campaigner Franny Armstrong was making her way home on Monday and before he knew it, she was pressed against a car in Camden, north London, by a gang of girls, one threatening her with and iron bar.

Petrified she screamed out for help and it came. Luckily, Boris Johnson just happened to cycling home and on hearing a lady's distress, he swiftly came to her aid. He snatched the iron bar then scared them away by chasing them and shouting "oinks."

Franny said she and Johnson differed on the politics; Ken Livingstone had her vote last year. But Ms Armstrong added, "If you find yourself down a dark alleyway and in trouble I think Boris would be of more use than Ken."

 
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  Nice one Boris...  
 ...and I think you´ll find he shouted ´Oiks!´ not ´Oinks!´ :D 
 by: ozric   11/04/2009 10:24 AM     
  Good Ol´ Boris  
 :P 
 by: Claridus   11/04/2009 11:48 AM     
  And  
 I dropped the s too.

This guy makes me laugh, what a guy.
 
 by: captainJane     11/04/2009 01:27 PM     
  fortuitous .. sependipitous - and if I was cynical  
 smells like a stunt. 
 by: redstain   11/04/2009 01:55 PM     
  umm  
 oinks? 
 by: nimira     11/04/2009 02:21 PM     
  What pigs do...  
 oinks or oinking. Lol.

Can an admin look this summary over please I wrote it as I woke up at 3am this morning! :O)

 
 by: captainJane     11/04/2009 02:55 PM     
  riiiight  
 a gang of anti-environmental change girls
armed with one iron bar
and they don´t gag their victim or keep her from screaming for help and they don´t smash her in the mouth when she does scream?
Obviously a set-up, fake scenario....or maybe London is really that wack. Possibly even wiggidy-wack.

 
 by: shaohu     11/06/2009 05:21 AM     
 
 
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