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Glenn Beck Has Surgery After Appendicitis Attack on Show

 

Fox News pundit Glenn Beck suffered an attack of appendicitis while doing his radio show and had to have surgery, a spokeswoman for Fox News Channel said. Andrew P. Napolitano, who filled in for Beck on TV, said Beck should make a full recovery.

Beck, 45, underwent a procedure which he called "butt surgery" almost two years ago, publicly complaining that it went "awry." He will be out for the rest of the week.

 
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  "Awry"  
 
= "they couldn´t remove the stick."
 
 by: Ben_Reilly     11/06/2009 07:29 AM     
  HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA  
 
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
 
 by: geraldomcgrath   11/06/2009 07:31 AM     
  Beck should make a full recovery  
 
That´s too bad... really
 
 by: Manic_Panic     11/06/2009 07:41 AM     
  Butt Surgery?  
 
Tens of thousands of people get what they consider the truth from a guy that claims to have had butt surgery? Did they pull his brains out of there while they were at it? Butt surgery?Really? Just amazing!

Now I am going to say I am glad that Beck had surgery with no complications and I hope he does not have any in the next few days. I think the guy is a total jackass and is playing a very dangerous game because of all the people that blindly follow him, a power that has went to his empty spot after the "butt surgery"(his ego is inflating in there now). I still do not wish him harm no matter how much of an idiot he acts like.

P.S. Glen you have called the POTUS a racist and yet you can´t say hemorrhoids.
 
 by: TaraB     11/06/2009 08:30 AM     
  Atrophy  
 
It decayed because the stuff that was supposed to come out of that end was instead being spewed out of his mouth.
 
 by: Moral_Hazard   11/06/2009 10:06 AM     
  Moral  
 
THAT is excellent *applauds* very, VERY excellent.

I feel like I´m watching a Beavis and Butthead episode because I keep seeing butt surgery andfind myself wanting to say "He said butt surgery" hehehehehehe

If he was a dog he would have had his anal glands flushed you could say.

If he was Richard Gere he could have the gerbil removed you could say.

Now I can´t stop laughing!
 
 by: TaraB     11/06/2009 10:48 AM     
  Finally - the prayers of millions of americans are  
 
answered.

http://www.theonion.com/
Victim In Fatal Car Accident Tragically Not Glenn Beck
 
 by: redstain   11/06/2009 10:59 AM     
  He´s been suffering for years  
 
At least that would explain his obvious delirium.
 
 by: VermiciousG     11/06/2009 02:42 PM     
  New Oprah?  
 
The stupidity and ignorance of the right-wing idiot masses astounds me. This prove how conservatives love lies more that truth. Maybe they´ll all go to hell for lying:

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/
 
 by: Lurker     11/06/2009 04:07 PM     
  Hey, c´mon!  
 
I´m the last person to defend this nutsack, but this isn´t funny. If he dies, I want it to be because of his own stupidity, not because of a medical condition he can´t control.
 
 by: CaptainChainsaw   11/06/2009 07:12 PM     
  @CaptainChainsaw  
 
I´d be ok with him dying of a medical condition as long as it was something curable that his insurance company managed to wiggle out of paying for.
 
 by: VermiciousG     11/06/2009 07:18 PM     
  Beck on The Daily Show  
 
I love this clip. Beck yelling that we (the U.S.) has the best health care, then they show footage from his "butt surgery" where he´s constantly complaining about the health care system:

http://www.thedailyshow.com/
 
 by: barryman9001   11/06/2009 07:42 PM     
  @Werm  
 
Exactly!
The same way Limbaugh bad-mouthed the ACLU until they stood up for him being a junkie, and then he backed down on them, but only when it came to them defending his junkie-ness.
 
 by: CaptainChainsaw   11/06/2009 11:18 PM     
  Aww barry you beat me to it  
 
I wanted to post this last night after I saw it but they only had a link to the full episode available at the time. :(
 
 by: caution2  SuperVisor   11/07/2009 12:51 AM     
  Butt surgery indeed  
 
The only time Beck opens his mouth is to change feet.

Perhaps the surgery was to correct a condition left over from his childhood.
He was born with a silver foot in his ass.
 
 by: White Albino   11/07/2009 12:55 AM     
  A Guiding Light In A Storm  
 
I would first like to wish Mr. Beck the best for a speedy recover, as I don’t think he should be taking time off from his shows just for an appendectomy. Many uneducated people are looking at this delay in his brining the truth to the public with glee. However, I have yet to see anyone that has been able to counter his facts and information.

If you can’t back your attacks with facts, evidence, and solid research into your argument, keep quiet, as you have no standing. All you have to do is read the post here to see that the left wings attempt at dumbing down the American Public has succeeded. Need I say more than the one fact that the red phone at Fox News has yet to ring during Mr. Beck’s show?
 
 by: DWolf   11/07/2009 03:03 AM     
  @DWolf  
 
Obviously you didn´t watch barryman9001´s link wherein your precious guiding light does an entirely adequate job of backing up his attacks against the healtcare system.
 
 by: VermiciousG     11/07/2009 03:36 AM     
  Beck  
 
"If you can’t back your attacks with facts, evidence, and solid research into your argument, keep quiet, as you have no standing"

Sounds like advice Beck should follow. I personally wouldn´t want to correct all his errors, wouldn´t know where to begin.

Jon Stewart had another take on Beck yesterday:
http://www.thedailyshow.com/
 
 by: Kaleid   11/07/2009 04:07 AM     
  I say it´s time to start a new movement  
 
Never forget 11/3!
 
 by: caution2  SuperVisor   11/07/2009 04:08 AM     
  @DWolf  
 
"I don’t think he should be taking time off from his shows just for an appendectomy."

Nobody can return to work right after having an appendectomy; you need at least a few days, if not a few weeks, to recover in most cases.

As far as disputing Beck, it´s child´s play to slap down Beck. All one has to do, for example, to disprove his claim that President Obama is racist based on his membership in Rev. Wright´s church is to point out the white members of the same church who never felt excluded and were indeed welcomed to the church.

I bet I can spell "oligarchy" correctly, too. Oh, check it out, I just did!
 
 by: Ben_Reilly     11/07/2009 08:17 PM     
  I sure hope he has good health insurance....  
 
I heard that during the "Butt Surgery" they added more hemorrhoids so he´d be an even bigger pain in the ass.
 
 by: valkyrie123     11/09/2009 04:01 PM     
  Let´s rearrange the letters  
 
APPENDICITIS
becomes
ACID PENIS TIP

Now that´s pretty interesting because the NAZIs used ACID PENIS TIPs.

Coincidence?

I´m sorry I just love America so much...
 
 by: treyjazz   11/12/2009 02:13 PM     
  @trey  
 
And isn´t it strange that you seem to be the only one with the courage to ask these questions?
 
 by: VermiciousG     11/12/2009 02:29 PM     
  @VermiciousG  
 
I´m just trying to make America safe again because doggonit I love it so much.
 
 by: treyjazz   11/12/2009 06:30 PM     
  ^^^^  
  
 by: VermiciousG     11/12/2009 06:45 PM     
 
 
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