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12/29/2009 10:14 PM ID: 82256 Permalink   

Majority of Men of India Underendowed

 

The average penis of Indian men is shorter than international standards for condoms. In a study, more than 1,200 gentlemen had their pride measured to the last millimeter. The sampling was of a vast group of men to ensure that it was correct.

The gentlemen are underemployed by three to five centimeters when compared to international standards. The problem becomes apparent when they use improperly sized condoms that come off or tear, on an average of one in every five times.

Embarrassment from asking for a smaller condom leaves 60% unprotected in a nation that suffers the highest rate of HIV infection of any other nation. Vending machines may help, according to Doctor Chander Puri.

 
  Source: news.bbc.co.uk  
    WebReporter: ichi Show Calling Card      
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  25 Comments
  
  Ichi...  
 
really! LOL
 
  by: captainJane     12/29/2009 11:05 PM     
  um  
 
Then there are those *cough* who have trouble with buying condoms in some markets because what´s available are too small...
 
  by: theironboard     12/29/2009 11:59 PM     
  Ha-ha  
 
Tibs. So what magnifying glass have you got then? It is certainly boosting up your erm, confidence. Cough!
 
  by: captainJane     12/30/2009 12:04 AM     
  Heheheh...  
 
This is fantastic. I want everybody that uses phone tech support to remember this and be nice to them... they have a small wiener...
 
  by: Dark_Stang   12/30/2009 03:02 AM     
  @TIBs  
 
I know the feeling >.< Although its the other way round for me. I get embarassed about asking for the larger size because I dont want to seem like Im an egotistical tw*t :L
 
  by: wingedpuma     12/30/2009 11:17 AM     
  @captainJane  
 
It will keep slipping out if you keep on coughing.. LOL

Pouvre TIB.
 
  by: skcusswentrohs     12/30/2009 03:56 PM     
  I´ve never heard of a whole country  
 
needing Extenze
 
  by: cranky_paranoid     12/30/2009 06:00 PM     
  My new T-shirt  
 
"I´m above average in India"
 
  by: Common_Tater   12/30/2009 07:05 PM     
  -------------->(((SEXUALITY)))<---------------  
 
You can measure a penis but you can never measure sexiness....
 
  by: Mannyishere     12/30/2009 08:20 PM     
  Finger Cots  
 
work for me. AND you can get them in industrial strengh.
 
  by: ichi     12/30/2009 08:40 PM     
  @cranky_paranoid  
 
The fact you mention Extenze (I never heard of it nor interested) says enough... :)
 
  by: fonzo   12/30/2009 10:10 PM     
  And...  
 
how many of you have ever seen the serial numbers on condoms? No? Then I guess you have never needed to unroll one all the way. ;)
 
  by: Lurker     12/30/2009 10:57 PM     
  watch cable past 10 pm  
 
and you will see about 5 commercials an hour for extenze. then at 2 am they got the hour long paid advertising for extenze where 40-year-old strippers wax intellectual on how important it is for dudes to have an enormous wang. you´d think they´d make an amazing case for their side of the argument, but they really don´t. if using this stuff only attracts a 47-year-old single mother of 4 who is a stripper for her day job and attends night school for the last 8 years trying to become a nurse, has had 3 boob jobs and decided 46 double d was where to draw the line, and looks like she had acid splashed in her face 20 years ago, or just a lot of botched plastic surgery that looks to have been done by a blind man, then it´s just not for me....
 
  by: djskagnetti     12/30/2009 11:01 PM     
  Truth:  
 
Dr. Ira Sharlip, a spokesman for the American Urological Association, has said, "There is no such thing as a penis pill that works. These are all things that are sold for profit. There´s no science or substance behind them."
 
  by: Lurker     12/30/2009 11:26 PM     
  @ Lurker  
 
So what to you think on the boob pills? Would they work do you think. :)
 
  by: captainJane     12/30/2009 11:39 PM     
  Thanks Guys  
 
Just when I think I got a chance you take it away.
 
  by: ichi     12/30/2009 11:41 PM     
  Well  
 
Other than a good laugh over this I will let you know that I would order some of those shirts for friends Common and Manny you spoke words that are both true and honest.

djskagnetti-Well other than it sounding like you know the stripper in question, there is nothing wrong with 46DD or even larger. Of course real is better in my opinion.;-)
 
  by: TaraB     12/31/2009 12:23 AM     
  @ichi  
 
Isn´t that something like being "world famous in Poland"? (With apologies to Jack Benny.)
 
  by: cranky_paranoid     12/31/2009 03:26 AM     
  @Jane  
 
I don´t know about boob pills, but there is boob liquid. comes in a bottle, mixed with beer. Every time I drank it in college, that was all I could think about. And the girls sure got better boobs the more I consumed.
 
  by: cranky_paranoid     12/31/2009 03:27 AM     
  yah boobs are grand.  
 
i had a dennis miller rant moment.
 
  by: djskagnetti     12/31/2009 05:02 AM     
  When I first read this,  
 
I read Indiana instead of India and thought to myself... that sucks, oh well.
 
  by: C.O.G.   12/31/2009 07:31 AM     
  BIG BUSINESS  
 
I don´t know about indian´s penis size, but I think this so called study is a very astute business strategy. Sell them the enlargement pill, device, supplement or whatever. India has a huge population. They should try this with the chinese as well. OK, I´ve said too much already. Got to go back to business, there´s money to be made.
 
  by: fileno22   12/31/2009 01:04 PM     
  I don´t see why  
 
any one wants a long penis. Feels the same.
 
  by: H. W. Hutchins   01/01/2010 07:59 AM     
  underemployed by three to five centimeters?  
 
I´m gonna have a good time ribbing my expat Indian friends about this.
 
  by: tantryl   01/03/2010 09:24 AM     
  Like They Say  
 
Anything more than a handful is wasted.
 
  by: ichi     01/05/2010 01:20 AM     
 
 
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