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12/30/2009 06:51 PM ID: 82263 Permalink   

Escaped Convict Annoying Police - Keeps Updating Facebook Status


In September, Craig "Lazie" Lynch escaped from a British prison, where he was serving a seven-year sentence for aggravated burglary. Since then, he's been regularly updating his Facebook page, on which he now has over 3,000 friends.

Those followers have been hanging on every account of Lynch's thoughts, hopes and, especially, problems as he evades the law, including this recent one: "Trying to figure out my plans for New Years. I know what I want to do but its not that easy."

Police say they've spoken to Facebook about helping them track Lynch down and return him to Hollesey Bay Prison, in a sleepy, flat area northeast of London. They're also hoping for help from the part of the public that hasn't friended Lynch.

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  by: vex   12/30/2009 07:16 PM     
  Now, I´m not even British  
... and even *I* know that´s one cheeky bugger.
  by: Ben_Reilly     12/30/2009 07:28 PM     
If he´s able to update his FB and not get caught, maybe being a criminal isn´t as hard as I thought it was.

And thus begins my life on the path of crime.....
  by: deadvenusblue     12/30/2009 08:07 PM     
Let me share with you the lesson I learned when I loaned Crime 50 bucks: Crime doesn´t pay.
  by: Ben_Reilly     12/30/2009 09:42 PM     
I lol´d in real life. Thanks :)
  by: deadvenusblue     12/30/2009 10:19 PM     
  Not So Sure  
I don´t just think that crime does pay right now with rising unemployment, I think that McGruff the crime dog has a bite taken out of him.
  by: TaraB     12/31/2009 01:09 AM     
did they go all the way to a sleepy, flat area northeast of London to speak with facebook when they could of just emailed them?
  by: djskagnetti     01/01/2010 05:44 AM     
funny as hell
  by: diseased cow fat   01/01/2010 07:39 PM     
  This guy...  
will be famous forever for this.
  by: captainJane     01/01/2010 08:39 PM     
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