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01/19/2010 03:03 AM ID: 82524 Permalink   

Flatbread Jesus


Recent sightings of Christ have been numerous, including a car window, bruise, even an iron. Adding to that list is a British man who says the Prince of Peace appeared in his naan bread while patronizing a curry house.

34-year-old plumber David Howlett was in in Esther, Surrey, eating at India Dining when he spotted the holy visage, immediately telling others. He said the episode was extra-spooky because it was Twelfth Night.

"I spotted Jesus looking back at me. It was one eerie experience given how close we were to Christmas," he said.

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Looks more like the lead singer for Seether.
  by: Kolman   01/19/2010 03:24 AM     
  people, people, people  
Our Lord and Savior does not reveal himself to us in images in bread, grilled cheese sandwiches, dog arses, blotches in cement, etc. The Virgin Mary - see above.

See what you want to see in it, but that´s not a miracle.

Gadzooks, people.
  by: cranky_paranoid     01/19/2010 03:32 AM     
I happen to be eating FRESH baked naan bread right now in Uzbekistan (home of nann while reading this story. Irony!

Man, this bread is good. niam niam niam.
  by: theironboard     01/19/2010 04:16 AM     
Nobody on Earth knows what Jesus ever looked like. It´s like religious folks are nucking futts.
  by: Lurker     01/19/2010 05:22 AM     
  It is just like church!  
The bread is the body, the wine is the blood (if it was a BYOB restaurant), but what is for dessert?
  by: Handbanana   01/19/2010 05:41 AM     
  why always jesus?  
why never anyone else? never any other saint, or apositle (SP?) i mean come on people. damn it looks like a heavy metal band member, how do you know its not some possessed nann of a pissed of metal player?
  by: ssxxxssssss   01/19/2010 05:59 AM     
O my Gosh I do I do see it I do I do see it, I see burnt part on the Naan that is making me hungry!!! O Man
Wait a minute wait wait wait for it
Yes it really is, it is an image of bolding Bon Jovi

Naaaa its just Jesus

Well I am off to eat the flesh of Jesus and drink the blood of my savior Just don´t tell any one about my cannibalistic behavior
I am about to devour the flesh and drink the savior´s blood of all of Christianity Dam I feel like Dr Hector form a typical horror movie
Don’t get me wrong!!!! Its not about Christianity, just look at Judaism and Islam they all have same ideas of horror in some form or another

I don’t mean to disrespect any Religious folks, but I am pointing out the lunatic ideas of religion
  by: justus4all   01/19/2010 06:18 AM     
  I have returned !!!  
I have returned .. and alot of you seemed toooo have lost your mind and crazyyyyyyyyyy .. let me tell you all .. hmm, the crazy things I have heard and seen .. and all the absurd things from almost all your most popular religeous leaders and the least of those of them too, you know, the ones that are not in the papers .. tsk .. tsk .. my my .. you were suppose to of advanced more than this by now, in thought processes. Have you all figured out that there is no such thing as sin yet? .. do what you know, what is right, in your heart, you are not your brothers keeper but the good samaritan law was to show you, weather be you´re black or white, atheist, christian, muslium, buddhist, wiccan, pagan .. if your fellow man or fellow woman needs you .. then help them
  by: Key2000     01/19/2010 10:28 AM     
Slow news day?
  by: VermiciousG     01/19/2010 02:57 PM     
Don´t feed the Trolls, no matter how Cute they appear[/Quote]~Ixuzu~

@Key2: HUH!!?
  by: skcusswentrohs     01/19/2010 05:15 PM     
I think he´s proclaiming himself as Jesus. Oh well. I didn´t have anything special to do today anyway.

All Hail Key2000!!!
  by: VermiciousG     01/19/2010 05:56 PM     
It´s never too slow for a Jesus sighting.
  by: caution2     01/19/2010 06:49 PM     
:-) .. I was in a good mood last night LOL
  by: Key2000     01/19/2010 10:39 PM     
Were you formerly known as Serials2000? ;)I miss that site.
  by: Lurker     01/20/2010 12:00 AM     
"Nobody on Earth knows what Jesus ever looked like"
Oh really? Haven´t you ever seen Galileo´s painting of the Last Supper? I´m pretty sure he personally knew Jesus. A lot of people don´t know that him and the Dicsiples posed for that pitcher.
  by: John E Angel     01/20/2010 05:17 AM     
nice try but you sound more like Jim Jones.
  by: John E Angel     01/20/2010 05:24 AM     
If you´re not kidding about The Last Supper, and I´m almost certain you are, I´m going to eat my monitor.

Also... Poe´s Law.
  by: erasedgod   01/20/2010 08:54 AM     
  @John E Angel  
jim jones preached hell and damnation and sin and baptism and all that other crap churches tell ya, and he loved the lime light like most religious preachers, sin, and shame ... didn´t the snake teach adam and eve shame? being naked was shameful? who told thee thou was naked? (meaning who madee this as I have created shameful) .. anways, I simply set you free and tell you just be good to one another :-)

  by: Key2000     01/20/2010 11:25 AM     
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