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03/01/2010 03:02 AM ID: 83124 Permalink   

Penis Freed By Fire Fighter At The Hospital


Seven firefighters from St. Mary´s station in Southampton had to come to the rescue of a 40-year-old man who showed up at the hospital with his penis stuck inside a metal pipe.

Fire fighters arrived with a special apparatus to free the pipe from his appendage. They used a metal grinder after the man was put under anesthesia to prevent pain from the grinding heat.

Unknown to the hospital is how and why did he got his penis inside a pipe. It was the restriction of blood flow that got the penis stuck after an erection. "I´m sure the man won´t be getting into that situation again" said a spokesman for the firefighters.

    WebReporter: skcusswentrohs  Show Calling Card      
ASSESS this news: BLOCK this news. Reason:
even in a position like this, sill walks up to a hospital with a hard-on... One eyed monster has a mind of it´s own, its not our fault ladies, we have a small head that controls the big one... Thats man to you.. LOL
  by: skcusswentrohs     03/01/2010 03:06 AM     
  Just a suggestion for this fella...  
  by: bbeljefe     03/01/2010 03:33 AM     
  He won´t be doing it again?  
Don´t count on it. Some people never learn!
  by: captainJane     03/01/2010 03:39 AM     
  Lmao @Sckuss  
Oh you poor men you have so many problems. I am glad i am just a mere woman. :)

Really! @ BB. Tut.

  by: captainJane     03/01/2010 03:41 AM     
This man deserves a Darwin Award.
  by: skcusswentrohs     03/01/2010 03:43 AM     
  shouldn´t it be  
"Fire fighters arrived with a special apparatus to free this individual from the pipe" not "his appendage"? being freed from his wang is probably the last thing he wants. and why do they have special apparatus to free penises from pipes?! is this a huge problem in Southampton? oo and it took 7 of them to do this?
  by: djskagnetti     03/01/2010 07:22 AM     
  @ Dj  
No, just took one guy to correct the situation and 6 others to point and laugh.
  by: Clea   03/01/2010 08:04 AM     
  Totally tubular  
story. LOL.

But seriously, why didn´t the hospital just give the guy some blood pressure medicine and invert him so his head (the one with the brain) was towards the floor? It´s not like there was a rush here. I find this account unbelievable.
  by: The IT   03/01/2010 03:00 PM     
  When I saw the title I was really hoping....  
for some free penis but alas it is not to be. I´ll just have to keep scanning Craig´s List.
  by: valkyrie123     03/01/2010 03:12 PM     
  At least  
the firefighters didn´t accidentally pull a Lorena Bobbit on this poor schmuck.

FREE WILLY! (2010) a new short film by Warner Brothers!
  by: The IT   03/01/2010 04:44 PM     
Since you are recommending it, I assume you are happy with yours?
(I´m asking on behalf of a friend ;-)
  by: womenareviolent     03/01/2010 07:26 PM     
  The Hurt Locker II  
In the sequel Hurt Locker, starts with some guy walks up with a pipebomb into the hospital..
  by: kmazzawi     03/01/2010 10:30 PM     
  It´s just a shame this is not a crime.  
This guy could use some penal reform.
  by: pmartina   03/01/2010 10:40 PM     
Actually, I don´t have this one. I have a couple of other ones that were available before this one. But yeah... they work well.

And tell your friend to man up and stop being a pussy. We all have sex... sometimes there´s just no one else around to have it with. ;)

  by: bbeljefe     03/02/2010 02:11 AM     
This is all BUSH´s fault!
(or lack of bush!)
  by: womenareviolent     03/02/2010 04:11 AM     
I have a friend who has an identical friend the exact opposite and her name is palm´ella. Better than this gadget.
  by: skcusswentrohs     03/02/2010 05:19 AM     
I much prefer getting rid of bush so as to better expose the cabinet.... I´m all about transparency. :)

  by: bbeljefe     03/02/2010 05:22 AM     
  Ah yes sckuss...  
I have an ongoing incestuous relationship with mother Thumb and her four daughters....

  by: bbeljefe     03/02/2010 05:25 AM     
A metal pipe? That´s hot...
  by: H. W. Hutchins   03/02/2010 05:42 AM     
Ahhh I know her, Mrs Thumb´olina,, she is awesome, does reverse ones too.. LoL
  by: skcusswentrohs     03/02/2010 10:52 PM     
  talk about  
stuffing your pipe....ewwwwwwwwwwww
  by: questworldz     03/03/2010 04:14 AM     
  You are all too much...  
I knew the story just from the headline, but I had to come here and read it just so I could see all of your comments.

And the yucks just keep coming!
  by: gws1968     03/04/2010 08:46 PM     
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