+ + + 3 BRANDNEW NewsTickers for your Website! + + + easy configurable in less than 1 Minute + + + GET'EM NOW! + + +

   Home | Join | Submit News | MyShortNews | HighScores | FAQ'S | Forums 0 Users Online   
                 02/21/2018 02:11 PM  
  ShortNews Search
search all Channels
RSS feeds
  ShortNews User Poll
Are you excited about the holiday season?
  Latest Events
  10.783 Visits   3 Assessments  Show users who Rated this:
Quality:Very Good
Back to Overview  
03/22/2010 03:42 AM ID: 83433 Permalink   

Sex-Hungry Wife Arrested for Noisy Sex


49-year-old Caroline Cartwright has been arrested for having loud sex romps with her husband again after neighbours complained of hearing screams coming from the living room. This is her second arrest for the same offence.

A disbelieved Mrs. Cartwright claims her noisy sex romp lasted only 10 minutes at around 10:15 a.m. on a Sunday morning. "It was only 10 minutes, not like the two hour sessions we used to have," said Cartwright, who was ordered to 8 weeks jail and suspended for 12 months with 12 months supervision.

She is now living in a hostel which she calls her holiday home, and is waiting her trial, as she has been ordered to stay away from her home.

    WebReporter: SiRpLo Show Calling Card    
ASSESS this news: BLOCK this news. Reason:
  by: SiRpLo   03/22/2010 03:46 AM     
  What the hell!  
Great summary by the way. I went to the article hoping to find some reason for this and instead I find out that she is barred for having sex in England or Wales, period!

This poor woman has already been told that she can´t have her usual 2 hour sessions and was getting a quickie in the living room. How do we know that she just can not help what happens to her body during sex? People with loud stereos in a house or in their car don´t even get tickets, let alone jail. This lady needs to find a nice little cabin out in the country and just have at it.

I think I would look into suing those horrible idiots who were making me miss out on my 2 hour "play time" and hell yes I would get loud(and do) when the kids aren´t around. Do they expect everyone to only lay in the Missionary position and make no noise? Idiots!
  by: TaraB     03/22/2010 06:12 AM     
Serves her right, what does she think this is? We just signed the healthcare bill, only a matter of time before they start regulating how much air you´re allowed to breath.. o wait, that´s right.. noisy sex is airy sex!
  by: rutgers   03/22/2010 06:27 AM     
Are you pretending to be daft because you aren´t happy with the Health Care bill or do you really think the US is going to be banning sex in Wales and England? I know the US is accused of a lot of things, but this is just ignorant.
  by: TaraB     03/22/2010 08:09 AM     
I think he´s so angry he´s cross eyed so can´t see well enough to read more then a couple words. ;p

Her neighbors have got to have the thinnest skin ever, they wouldn´t have lasted a day in even just one of the places I previously lived in.
  by: splicer   03/22/2010 11:01 AM     
Jealous neighbors.
  by: vant   03/22/2010 12:11 PM     
  Bill of Rights  
England needs a bill of right or something like that very urgently. It filters a lot of stoopid laws made by stoopid lawmakers who vote for shiit they know very little about and care even less.

I still can´t get over the guy who went to return a shotgun he found in his house and had to be arrested and charged for it. A case of absolute liability with a jail term associated with it if i recall correctly.
  by: kmazzawi     03/22/2010 02:04 PM     
  Whilst she should be able to enjoy herself  
I can sympathise with the neighbours! We used to live in a place where we had really noisy neighbours - it wasn´t noisy sex, just a lot of loud music really late at night, people stomping around above our heads at all hours, shouting, people recycling their glass bottles in the middle of the night (literally throwing them into the recycle bin - very noisy!). I hardly got a good night´s sleep in that place due to these neighbours and their complete ignorance and lack of consideration for anyone else.

So, in this case the final straw was only a 10-minute quickie, but how much noise have these neighbours had to endure before they finally decided that enough was enough?
  by: TabbyCool     03/22/2010 02:39 PM     
  What a police state  
I am glad i don´t life there in this nightmare of a country. I hope Germany does not become like them. Here in Germany we call the British "island monkeys" (Inselaffen) because they always come up with stupid ridicules s*** like this. I think they need a "V" very bad.
  by: evilrat   03/22/2010 02:40 PM     
Sex and the brits. Oh no! Not those akward movements again!
  by: Rv3   03/22/2010 03:03 PM     
I´d hate to be the public servant to draw that short straw.
  by: VermiciousG     03/22/2010 10:32 PM     
They do have a "bill of rights". It´s called the Magna Carta and is about eight centuries old.

The trouble is that if our public servants don´t abide the laws protecting our rights, neither the Bill of Rights nor the Magna Carta will do us any good.

  by: bbeljefe     03/23/2010 03:02 PM     
  I thought  
the sun was basically like national enquirer, and if so why do we allow it as a source?
  by: jediman3     03/23/2010 03:05 PM     
Jealousy is a funny thing! :P
  by: captainJane     03/24/2010 12:22 AM     
  27 Apr 2009  
This is 13 month-old news. I´m pretty sure shortnews covered it already.
  by: shatteredhand   03/26/2010 06:28 PM     
  This is an update  
The date on the story is 11:30 AEST Mon Mar 22 2010.
This is the second time she´s be arrested, and yes the first arrest was reported on SN.
  by: Lurker     03/26/2010 06:35 PM     
  The Complainants  
Are just jealous.
  by: ichi     03/26/2010 07:54 PM     
was that directed at Cartwright´s neighbors or at shatteredhand?
  by: VermiciousG     03/27/2010 01:41 AM     
Copyright ©2018 ShortNews GmbH & Co. KG, Contact: