While checking his bag at an Air France ticket counter at John F. Kennedy International Airport in New York, a 61-year-old told the clerk he was Osama bin Laden and carried a bomb.
The ticket agent, thereupon, brought the obviously drunk man to the TSA to undergo standard screening procedures. Police were called only 40 minutes later.
The man turned out to be Christian Boncorps of Yonkers, N.Y. Authorities say he has already pleaded guilty to disorderly conduct charges and paid a $250 fine.