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02/18/2014 06:39 PM ID: 94059 Permalink   

U.S. Faces Clown Shortage


According to the President of Clowns of American International, older generations of clowns are dying out and there not enough young people to replace them.

"Even kids who are into clowns go on to high school and college and clowning isn’t cool anymore. American kids these days are thinking about different careers altogether," another clown complains.

Membership at the country’s largest trade groups for clowns has plunged over the last decade.

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The U.S. has plenty of clowns.. they´re called Democraps..
  by: flatdog   02/20/2014 05:33 AM     

You´re SOOOOO right. If it weren´t for democrats this country would be perfect. There haven´t ever been any forms of idiocy or cases of curruption from the republican party EVER. SO GOOD MAN. AWESOME BURN.

HAHA aw man, you must have gone to the best clown college to come up with such thought-provoking material.

[ edited by vex ]
  by: vex   02/20/2014 07:17 PM     
There wasn´t any need to attend a clown college to come up with my "thought provoking material". I learned from real life clowns, people such as yourself.. :-P
  by: flatdog   02/21/2014 02:25 AM     
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